So we had a work function on Friday night. There was leftover food that I brought back to the office. On Monday, I sent out an email saying specifically that there were sandwiches and pizza bites leftover and that people should help themselves. SANDWICHES AND PIZZA BITES!
Today I go into the kitchen and throw something in the trash. I notice that someone has thrown away some pasta salad that looks an awful lot like the pasta salad that I had brought in for lunch this week. I open the Tupperware I have in the fridge, and sure enough, some a$$hole has not only taken part of my lunch, but they have thrown it away because they didn't like it.
Seriously? I told you what was leftover. You had to steal my lunch to have as a side item? Are you 12 years old that you steal someone's lunch? I don't care if s/he was confused. I am pissed.
Also, I know who the thief is and she isn't even employed here any longer. She is a retired faculty person. The College provides all retired faculty with a single office as a courtesy. Whenever there is leftover food, she is the first person to eat it. And she has her brother here with her all the time. Using our photocopier, our fax machine, our printer. He eats our leftover food.
People are classless. I hate her and her brother. I want to throat punch them both. Seriously, my blood pressure is through the roof right now. MUST GO TO THE GYM TO WORK OFF AGGRESSION.
Re: Seriously, I HATE People!
I swear people must have had a dose of stupid today. It must be in the air.
GRRRRR....
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::Double fisted throat punch:: Uh, my blood would be boiling over too. I'm sorry, but your last lines did give me a chuckle cause I envisioned you whopping some serious a$$ on an old lady, haha
Add another vote for "throat punch". The stolen/eaten lunch is one of my biggest pet peeves, too Makes me so angry. You know who she is which kind of makes me want to help you plot revenge.
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If you throat punch an old lady hard enough, would she no longer be able to read the note you post on the refrigerator and your tupperware container telling people to "keep their filthy, classless, cheap-arse paws off" your "private, not-for-anyone-else-but" you food?!?
Just wondering.... You know, for timing purposes.
If you throat punch an old lady hard enough, would she no longer be able to read the note you post on the refrigerator and your tupperware container telling people to "keep their filthy, classless, cheap-arse paws off" your "private, not-for-anyone-else-but" you food?!?
Just wondering.... You know, for timing purposes.
If she lives nearby, you can give me her address and I'll have Moxie (and the other neighbourhood dogs) come poop in her front yard...
Ahhhhhh that would make me so mad!!!! I would've sent an email to everyone with access to the fridge reminding them not to eat things that don't belong to them and citing this particular incident so that the jerkface who took it knew you were talking about her. Argh, that is so annoying!!
My boss is totally OCD about the fridge and is constantly throwing stuff out. Drives me crazy. I brought in bacon/scallion cream cheese from Brueger's one day, and the next day it was gone...thrown away because there wasn't much left. Whatever, there was plenty left for my bagel!!! Last week he was going nuts trying to find the owner of an unopened yogurt to see if he could throw it away. The expiration date wasn't for another two weeks.
Exactly what I did! Public humiliation is the best revenge.