Northern California Nesties
andrea3122
member
Dear Community,
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Dear _________,
Dear Winter,
I am so tired of being cold. I'm tired of the icy walkways, tired of wearing my UGGS and tired of freezing when I get out of the shower. I'm just plain tired of you and your ice, snow, and wind. Please do what the groundhog said and head on out for the year. I am in desperate need of spring. I also think if T has to shovel anymore, he may go postal.
Dear Husband,
Thank you for picking up my slack the last few weeks with the chores. You've been an angel. Without you, I wouldn't have clean clothes, a clean house or anything to eat. You are a rockstar.
Re: Dear _________,
Dear day off,
Thank you for arriving. Please stay a while . I am not ready for the busy weekend ahead. Instead I think I will crawl back into my bed.
Dear Husband,
I love you, but you have been offf work for almost 2 weeks now, you are feeling better so go back!
Dear dh,
Your life really would be better if you listened to me. I know exactly how to fix your sore shoulder, and doing nothing isn't how.
Love, your wife who knows what she's talking about.
Dear Cute House that we want,
Please be waiting for us Saturday and have no other offers. I'm going to be really sad if we loose you too since we can't even go see the other house we like since its in contract already.
Love, A girl who really wants her own home.
Dear Traffic
You suck. You have totally ruined my day today. Let's make next week better, mkaythanxbye.
Love,
A girl who just wanted to be on time to work.
Dear cutie that I work with,
Keep flirting - this down and out girl needs the pick me up!
Love,
Agirl thats been in the dumps
Dear a**hole on the road,
Traffic is traffic and changing lanes every freaking second won't get you there faster. Every time you change lanes you still end up right behind me.
Me and my car-that-has-never-been-in-an-accident-and-doesn't-want-to-get-into-one-any-time-soon. Phew.
Dear Makers of Zicam,
If McDonalds is required to warn that coffee "may be hot" how is it even possible that you must not warn me that snorting your product "may feel like a hot poker being shoved up your nose and into your brain" ???? Please fix this.
Sincerely,
An unprepared girl who found herself curled into the fetal position while the fire in my face subsided.
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Dear Hands,
Please stop shoveling food into Mouth. We all have a dress to fit into for your sisters wedding.
Sincerely,
Belly
Dear Nor Cal Nesties,
Where is the love? I have a secret nickname for myself: ThreadKiller. Nobody wants to play with me anymore.
Just because I moved away, doesn't mean I don't exist!
Love,
smbsantacruz, AKA The World's Biggest Attention Whore
Dear ILs:
Please be cool this weekend. I really don't have the energy for a bunch of your drama and getting all butt-hurt. Nor do I have the energy to be with you ALL THE TIME.
Girl who may need a mental health day next week to recover from your visit
Dear Life,
I hope that things are soon ducky because right now they sure are sucky.
The Girl Who Just Wants to be Normal.
Dear Television Shows,
Why are all of you featuring plots involving getting pregnant and babies? How I Met Your Mother, Gray's Anatomy and Chuck are the 3 main tv shows I watch and they are all involving babies right now? I have babies on the brain enough right now without your help! If Penny gets knocked up in Big Bang Theory, I will go crazy!
Thanks,
The girl who really wants a baby
Heehee
hugs!
Dear dog,
Please don't steal and eat a tablespoon of butter off the counter and then insist on sitting next to me and farting all night. That's really gross, and I have little sympathy for your aching tummy.
-Your owner.
Dear Cousin,
While I am so incredibly happy for your pregnancy, I am also incredibly jealous. Not because you're pregnant (because I know I will be too one day), but because your mother is so thrilled and supportive. When I said I wanted to be a mother, my mom said, "why? so the kid can ask you for money and hate you when it grows up?" then told me to wait at least 5 more years than when we were planning to have it. Meanwhile your mom emailed us all literally the moment the double lines showed up.
On second thought, can your mom please adopt me? You're like my sister anyway.
Signed,
Your very excited cousin who plans to spend at least $100 at Carter's alone
Tea Time for Lulu
Dear self,
Post here more.
Signed, self.
Co-signed,
Andrea. I miss you Stumpy!