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Busted

My boss (the 83 year old one) just came out of his office while I was on the phone, and busted me. Scratching the hell out of my right boob. At my desk. Awesome.

I've always had dry winter skin, and the pregnancy has amped this up, so I'm usually pretty stealthy about getting my scratch on, since I can usually hear him coming (his orthopedic shoes squeak. I kind you not.), but I was distratcted since I was on the phone, and now I'm royally embarassed. His eyes got all wide, and he looked super uncomforatble before handing me a note to type up and slowly backing himself up into his office. Keepin' it classy around here, once again Molls.

I was planning on telling him that I was pregnant either today or tomorrow, so hopefully that'll buy me a little understanding instead of him just assuming I'm some sort of unclean leper.

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Re: Busted

  • Sorry you got caught in an awkward position.  Get some good moisturizing lotion!  I cant make it through the day without lotion!!
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  • I am truly sorry about your humiliation, but I have to tell you, that this made me laugh out loud.  I had the whole scenario playing out in my head, like an episode of The Office, complete with squeaking orthopedic shoes!
    Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important. ~ Lisa Hoffman
  • So glad I could make you laugh! Big Smile

    It really wasn't all that humiliating, I found it to be quite funny! It was more of the feeling that I was being busted doing something inapropriate by my Grandpaw that made it rediculous. I was in a rush to get to my Dr's appt this AM, so I didn't lotion up enough- which I will not let happen again!

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    The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware; joyously, drunkenly, serenely, divinely aware. -Henry Miller
    http://cookthehumbletable.blogspot.com/
  • Actually, it may have been more like a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode than an episode of The Office.

    And I am glad that you found it funny too!

    Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important. ~ Lisa Hoffman
  • If it makes you feel any better, I just took the baby for a walk around the neighborhood and forgot to put my boob back into my tank top before leaving the house. I have a shirt on over it, but I probably looked like a lopsided freak.
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  • I think it's the perfect time to make the big announcement.  Your boss can chalk it up to woman-pregancy things he doesn't want to know about.  :-P
  • hahahahahahahahahahaha too funny!
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