My boss (the 83 year old one) just came out of his office while I was on the phone, and busted me. Scratching the hell out of my right boob. At my desk. Awesome.
I've always had dry winter skin, and the pregnancy has amped this up, so I'm usually pretty stealthy about getting my scratch on, since I can usually hear him coming (his orthopedic shoes squeak. I kind you not.), but I was distratcted since I was on the phone, and now I'm royally embarassed. His eyes got all wide, and he looked super uncomforatble before handing me a note to type up and slowly backing himself up into his office. Keepin' it classy around here, once again Molls.
I was planning on telling him that I was pregnant either today or tomorrow, so hopefully that'll buy me a little understanding instead of him just assuming I'm some sort of unclean leper.
Re: Busted
So glad I could make you laugh!
It really wasn't all that humiliating, I found it to be quite funny! It was more of the feeling that I was being busted doing something inapropriate by my Grandpaw that made it rediculous. I was in a rush to get to my Dr's appt this AM, so I didn't lotion up enough- which I will not let happen again!
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Actually, it may have been more like a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode than an episode of The Office.
And I am glad that you found it funny too!