May 2008 Weddings
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Dear snow,
You have really messed up my day not because a few inches of you phase me but because the rest of Baltimore flips out each and every time you stop by. The cleaners are 2 hrs behind, the vet is now 2 hrs behind and schools are closed so I won't be going near the mall today either. Thanks a lot!
Dear neighborhood child,
Didnt your mother teach you not to talk to strangers? The fact that you have lived near me for sometime now does not make us friends. I do not care about your snow angel, the ambulance that just came down the street or that my dog shares the same name as your cousin you never get to see while I'm shoveling snow. So leave me alone!!
I swear I wasn't planning on being this cranky today!
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Aww BMW what a cute little neighbor.
Dear MIL,
Please stop trying to control all of us including strangers. The housekeeper has a right to choose who she wants to work with. If she agreed to go work for my parents it's not up to you to decide for her to go work for your SIL that had already spoken to her last week. Maybe she doesn't want to go with your SIL and that is why she agreed to go with my parents. Also, if I make the effort to take my child to your house on tuesdays that means that you don't have to come on Friday night to my house when I'm trying to have my family night watching movies with my husband and my daugther. Seriously, can I have my alone time with my family?
Dear state surveyor,
We are still waiting for you with opened arms. Don't you know that if you don't hurry up I can't live my life as I used to. Many people depend on you comming soon. We'll keep waiting for you.
Dear H,
I love your "social thursdays" because of the yummy food, but can you wash the dirty dishes? That's all I'm asking for.
Dear AF,
I have been waiting for you for the past 5 days. Where are you? I know (hope) you will arrive soon, but it sure doesn't feel like it and I'm begining to worry and a little.
I know I know I know I am a mean evil neighbor for hating the neighborhood children. I wasn't mean to her just kind of "uh huh", "Nice", "Ok hon". She was just so darn persistent. Every 15 second she wanted me to stop shoveling and pay attention to her. If I didnt pay attention to her she would go "Hey Lady I'm talking to you"!!! I didnt have time to play around this morning so I just wanted to get my shoveling done. This is the same kid who I hear screaming in her house all darn day when she is out of school.
I promise once I dont live in a townhouse any more I will try to tolerate neighborhood children better.
Fraire I hope your MIL gets a clue!!
I hate my neighborhood kids.
Dear kitten,
Why do you have so much energy at 5:30 in the morning? Why do you think everything on my shelves needs to get knocked down? Can't you play with the actual toys that are out instead of making me get up to make sure you didn't eat anything? Or just cuddle until my alarm goes off? I'm much more playful then.
Dear child at school,
You know how to talk. You know how to ask for the things that you want. I've heard it several times over the last year. You're one of my favorite kids. I don't know when you decided that tantrums are easier, but I don't like it. Your 20 minute tantrums make me feel incompetent. Please go back to your adorable little self so I stop dreading my time with you.
Dear work,
Could you not be so busy so I can get back to my regular scheduled nesting? Thanks!
BWAHAHHAHAHAHHA I don't feel bad for the kid now. That is bratty.