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debdebdol · February 2011

Dear Hubby,

I love you to death but would it freaking kill you to wash the dishes in the sink? I'm not going to wash them so they will remain there until you take care of them. It might be more productive to not play Call of Duty Black Ops on your PS3 and wash those dishes!

PS, did I mention that I'm holding out until you wash them? Yeah, I thought that would motivate you.

Love,

Your Darling Debbie

Dear Stupid Drivers,

What was up with all the dumb drivers lately. Yes, please make that right turn in front on me when you can clearly see that I'm driving like a bat out of hell. Oh, please excuse me giving you the bird, but yeah you did pi$$ me off!

Sincerely,

Get the H-E-double hockey sticks outta my way!

citygirl17 · February 2011

Dear Hubby,

Please stop leaving all your clothes in a pile by the side of the bed. The closet, your dresser and the hamper are all only steps away. Would it kill you to take an extra minute to put them where they belong? I am so sick of bugging you about this. I already do all of your laundry for you. Is that enough or do you expect me to pick things up off the floor for you too? I second Debbie that I may need to start holding out on you for every day I come home and see a pile of clothes there still. What else will get the message across to you?

Sincerely,

Your Wife, Not Your Maid

QueenofAnything · February 2011

Dear Kaycee,

Stop stealing dishes/utensils out of the sink. Every time I catch you in there, the faucet will get turned on and you will get soaked. You were a very wet, unhappy cat this morning. Please learn from this.

Love,

Mom

Dear Petey,

Is there any way to stop the incredibly large amount of shedding you've been doing lately? It looks like there are small animals in all the corners of the living and dining rooms.

Thanks,

Mom

Dear H,

The next time you follow behind me re-doing any cleaning or fixing I've done done less than a minute before, I am not liable for my actions. You think you would have learned after the pots and pans cabinet fiasco and the dishwasher fiasco and the vacuuming/dusting fiasco or maybe after I sent you that article about not expecting perfection if you share chores.

If you feel the need to re-do what I've done, I won't do any house work at all.

Love,

Your Wife

Dear Cupcakes Sitting on the Counter at Home,

IM GON' EATCHOO!!!!!!!!

Love,

Your Maker

shauni27 · February 2011

oh lord, ladies! i hear ya! gerren is so lazy about helping out aroudn the house! he does the dishes every night and that is it (and that took 9 years of training). socks all over, laundry NEVER done, etc. it's like pulling teeth.

dear GERD,

go away, you are hurting me a lot. i had chicken broth for lunch, and you are giving me heartburn? i could LOOK at something delicious and get heartburn. non of my medications are working on you, and i hate it.

kindly,

shaunette

dear protestors in WI,

keep fighting the good fight! wish i was there to support you!

signed,

shaunette

and dear Barry O (Mr. President):

i know you are not doing all that you can and that you are getting shitz on from all the different angles, but i still support you, and i hope like hell that you are our president again for another four years. the thought of another presidential campaign starting up again soon makes me want to cry though.

SG

Xtine22 · February 2011

Right now all I have is...

Dear eye,

Please Stop twitching. You have been doing it since tuesday morning. I am tired of it and it feels funny.

Thank you,

Mee

SusieQ1981 · February 2011

Dear House-

I know you liked being owned by me. But I've done about all I can to fix you up. I think it's time for you to find a new owner. H and I have another house now, and it doesn't mean we love you any less - it just means that we're tired of paying for both of you. Please just do me a favor and sell yourself. kthx.

Dear H-

I all the work you've done this week to get the nursery ready. Especially since I haven't been able to nearly as much as I'd like to myself. You're going to be an awesome daddy and I can't wait to meet our Jelly Bean.

PS - if you throw a temper tantrum about bowling again, you're going to owe me a hella lot more than just another box of thin mints.

Mwah.

Dear Bean-

Thank you for introducing me to the joys of heartburn. I'm glad that you've got a lot of hair, but please, please, please make this pain go away. And let me sleep too. Lord knows I won't be able to after you get here.

Mommy

lovethebeach16 · February 2011

Dear Brain,

I'm not amused at the fact that you kept directing my hand from the pile of jelly beans to my mouth. Now my teeth feel all gritty and my stomach hurts from a sugar overload. Lets not be such a greedy hoar next time.

Blerg,

Me

Dear Husband,

Since it was your idea to throw away all of the dvd cases and put the dvds in that nifty holder from Amazon, I think you need to help me take out the multiple trash bags of cases.

Love

Your Wife

Dear Universe,

Please let my lovely husband find a job ASAP. I don't have the spare time to be stressed. And I'd totally appreciate it.

Love

Impatiently Waiting

stephaniem1977 · February 2011

Dear Boss:

So I had the year end letter designed like you wanted me to using your friend's company over my preferred vendor, and it's been a huge clusterfart.

I had them make final changes,including changes they neglected to make in the previous version. When they moved a photo they must've hit a key and put ncelebration instead of celebration.

The big boss is freaking out on me, and it's not my fault but I'm not going to dime your friend's company out. Hate.

FU,

SMD

Dear darling gym owner:

Your classes are hard. I like it.

Thank you from my fat a$$,

SMD

diablesse · February 2011

hahaha

you guys are cracking me up.

I want to chime in, but if I don't finish this thingee I'm working on today, my ass is grass.

emilyann21 · February 2011

Dear Jeremy,

I love you. Tons. And I love the fact that you help out around the house. However, I do not love everything of mine going into the dyer or the fact that this medicine you're on gives you so much energy. I have no energizing medicine and after a full's day work, I want to relax at home not run around the house and go 50 billion different places. I really do appreciate all your work around the house.

xoxo,

your medicine free wife

Dear Dept of Education,

Please stop requiring 9379473 billion copies of one meeting. Also, it is not necessary to have 927394739 meetings on one kid. This is a waste of time and paper and resources for other kids getting left out from their services. Also, stop cutting pay and adding more furlough days. This is NOT cool.

Sincerely,

A school SLP that may not be here next year

leolyns · February 2011

Dear H's boss,
Please get the company some work. Not having any work is not the best thing since I'm totally freaking out about H having an unexpected vacation from work needless to say it's happened at 2.5 weeks prior to us kissing most of our savings goodbye for a house.

Dear H,
We will get through this but if I happen to cry just let me cry out of stress & frustration. nothing is directed toward you but life sucks balls sometimes. However, I know you will find something soon.

Dear right trapezius muscle & shoulder,
I know you're totally hurting and stress doesn't help, promise to get the junk rubbed out.

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