Northern California Nesties
Dear Community,
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Dear ________ Thursday
Vent away.
Re: Dear ________ Thursday
Dear scientists,
Please find a way to make butter chicken and other Indian foods low in fat and calories without sacrificing flavor.
Thanks!
Trying-Not-To-Be-Fat Girl
Dear Amazon.com execs,
Please don't make me buy a Nook. I love my Kindle. Let me borrow library books.
Trying-Not-To-Be-Poor Girl
Dear everyone,
Most likely, even if you think no one heard or smelled it, they did. Do your farting somewhere private. It's really gross. Thanks,
Me.
OMG...thank you for the laughs. That is hilariously gross.
Dear cat:
Why, of all places, do you feel the need to sleep on my back, head or butt during the middle of the night? You have many suitable places to sleep and these are the ONLY places you feel it is necessary? Oh and while you are at it, stop trying to lick my hair. I do not need you to wash it. I take showers for this purpose.
-your sleep deprived owner
Dear California,
Please stop freaking out about the "big storm." It's rain. Believe it or not it rains in California from time to time. I know it's cold but deal with it. It's winter. Put on an extra blanket or sweatshirt. Before you know it, it will be 110 outside so enjoy this while it lasts. Thank you.
Dear local news,
Why on earth would you send a reporter to the side of a road in the middle of nowhere to talk about the storm that's not even here yet. Then proceed to show us dry ground and tell us it won't be dry come Friday. Slow news day much?
-Irritated viewer
Dear Baby That I'm Growing Inside of Me,
Please stop trying to force your way out feet-first through my right side. That's not the proper exit. Go ahead and calmly make your way southward to the designated exit, and I will meet you on the outside.
Love,
The Mama
PM me for our family/baby blog
Haley Beth ~ March 3rd, 2011
Your EDD is my birthday!
Holy cow, you're due so soon. Congrats!
Dear Hubby,
Thanks for washing the dishes. In the future it would be great if you took the initiative to wash them without me having to ask, but at least you got it done.
Your loving wife
Dear UPS Man,
My package went out for delivery at 4:45 this morning and hasn't made it to my house yet. My town isn't that big. Please bring me my Kate.
Thanks!