September 2009 Weddings
Dear Community,
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Dear...
TN,
I really, really hate your new profile schematic. Now my siggy is all screwed up and I can't add my blog link back in a way that is aesthetically pleasing. I hate you.
Panera,
Thank you for this Thai chopped chicken salad and creamy tomato soup. It is definitely hitting the spot on this dreary day.
Sami,
I love you dearly, but even Mom has to sleep at 5am... I know you have stories to tell, but sometimes they can wait until 7am.
Re: Dear...
Dear H,
Sorry it sucks waking up during the night a few times with Parker. I have done it for 7 months, you can do it for a few days.
Dear Starbucks,
Please start a delivery service.
{My Blog}
Rain, you better stay rain and not turn over to snow showers like the weatherman said could happen.
Popped rib cartilage, you hurt like a b*tch please stop and go back to where to belong.
gas prices, you have got to be kidding me 3.67 is a little high for me since now it cost almost 50.00 to fill my tank.
Google, when I am looking for frangelico cake recipes, please assume that a cupcake recipes also count, don't wait for me to decide to make cupcakes for you to suddenly find a million recipes... but thanks for finding them... you never truley let me down...
Dishes, please do yourselves... fondue cheese is impossible to clean the day after... ugh... I'm mustering up the strength...
Dora the explorer... please stop being so annoying... maybe just ask questions and talk without going up an octave.. I'm talking to you too Map.. that is by far the worst part of Dora.... and you know rescue pack is totally better than backpack... I babysit too much...
Kid on American Idol that thinks he's Adam Lambert, shrieking is not the same as singing, please stop confusing the two... it hurts my ears... please get voted off soon, please and thanks.
Reflection, you are looking better and better and I love it.
Dear Work: We have a love/hate relationship. But today is pushing way into the hate category. I want to go home.
Dear Nest: Quit changing my avatar.
Dear Mom: Stop worrying about snow. We can still shop on Monday, it's not like I've never driven it the stuff before. It will be fine I promise.
4:30,
I'm ready for you, are you ready for me?
Stomach,
Please stop making growling noises. I fed you already and it's embarrassing.
Wind,
I would like to not blow away today, so if you could keep the mph to a minimum I would greatly appreciate it.
Tagalongs,
Stop looking at me! There's no place for you in my 1200 calorie restriction.But I still love you.
Yup, it's annoying the hell out of me. Is it looking for me to put the HTML back in now like we used to have to do or something??
updated 10.03.12
I know, right?? And even when I choose one to use, it just doesn't register it. WTF?!
updated 10.03.12
If you want it on its own line add:
<*br></*br> (without the stars) before and/or after your link code ETA: depending on where you're putting it. If you want it at the top of your siggy - you only the the br code after your link.
I don't have a good "Dear" today, but I just ate a Thai Chopped Chicken Salad for lunch too!
Dear Weather,
I don't know what is going on right now, but 60 mph wind, and rain while it is sunny, is kind of jacking up my allergies right this moment. Please stop whatever this is.
Dear Allergies,
I know the weather is messing up the control my beloved Zyrtec maintains over you, however, if you could do your best not to cause me to look like I have 2 black eyes and require me to use the last of my Erase Paste til at least March 7 when I get paid again, that'd be great.
Dear Husband,
I'm thrilled you are getting the TV you wanted, but really now, this is it for a while. Stop wanting things.
Dear Self,
You have to cook. You like it when you do it, just suck it up and do it even when you're tired.
Stand up for something you believe in.
Dear Charlie Sheen-
You are a train wreck, and kind of a d-bag. I feel bad for the actors and production people of your show who are now out of work because of your antics. And, hey, everyone is entitled to their opinion, but your slamming of AA seems a little unfounded, and you should respect people who have been able to stay sober through AA....most of them have a heck of a lot more going for themselves than you right now.
Dear Dental Office-
Thanks so much for the $400 bill from my visit in August, that says its overdue even though I've never gotten a bill, and on which there is NO indication of my insurance. An even bigger thank you for "only taking billing questions Monday through Thursday between 1:30 and 4:30 pm". Must be nice.
Thanks!
Stupid HTML codes....
updated 10.03.12
Dear Bacterial Lung Infection-
Go the eff A.W.A.Y.! Like yesterday.
Dear husband--
I'm glad you've been helping around the house while I was sick, but please learn how to load the damn dishwasher. Andplusalso, STOP leaving the dirty pots and pans in the sink/on the stove and wash a friggen pot.
Dear Friday--
Why does it always take forever for you to get here? I don't understand.
Dear Bratty School Kids--
You all suck. Learn to respect your elders and do your school work. I don't want to be there just like you don't so suck it up already.
Dear dad I babysit for:
Please make plans with your friends in advance. You would think that you all have family and kid obligations and couldn't do things last minute.
Dear mom I babysit for:
You can totally do things in advance. Please give me my schedule more than one day in advance.
Dear friends and fellow swingers:
Why can't you guys make plans in advance?
I'm sensing a pattern.........
Dear counselor:
I don't like you
Dear graduate school:
I like you.
This was awesome. Thank you for posting this!