Prime example of what Madisen and I were talking about happened:
I sat down on the sofa in front of the TV, which was off, to nurse Michael, with the remotes next to me in case I wanted to watch something. But, I decided to leave it off in case he fell asleep, then I could put him down.
DH walks in, turns the TV on, looks through the listings, says, "Death Race!!! Yes!!!" Puts it on that, turns it up, then leaves the room to play video games in the office.
And puts the remotes back on the chest in front of the sofa, where we keep them, 3 feet from my hand.
Classic.
Re: F/U Dhs and TVs
Punch him in the face.
Um, what?
Also, I wanted to add something DH used to be reallllllly bad about....
I'd be watching TV & he'd grab the remote & start going through the guide. I flipped my sh!t on him because ITS RUDE. He said he was just "looking". And I asked WHY? He said, "In case I saw something I wanted to watch........ in the other room". Asshat was going to change the channel on me.
He did this a handfull of times & once actually changed the channel. I flipped every time & eventually realized he wasn't getting it. So I plotted. And waited. Until a UF game was on. AND I SWOOPED IN AND CHANGED THE EFFING CHANNEL.
He looked at me like I had just killed the Pope (or Urban Meyer. Either way). I just shrugged my shoulders and said, "What? You do it to me all the time."
Needless to say, he hasn't done it since.
Was my sarcasm not obvious?