Dear Coworkers,
Please actually look for an item before you come biitching to me that we don;t have it. When I walk in the room and can clearly see it without even having to move a single supply. Also, please don't biitch at me when we ran out of an item like 5 secs ago or someone is hoarding it in their classroom. You should be very lucky you work at a school where you pretty much get whatever supply you want. I have worked at schools where you kinda use what they have and if they don;t have it you are SOL.
Signed,
Not your biitch.
Dear Money Tree,
I would really like you to grow in our yard so I can pick from you whenever I would like. Even if you only grow a couple 100 at a time I am fine with that. I am sick of having no money. I would like a house and another car so H and I don't have to share.
Thanks in Advance,
Christine
Re: Dear....
Dear Legal Dept,
I KNOW we just got a new front desk admin. I KNOW she was told to send certain types of mail to legal. But legal KNOWS that all of this particular client's stuff gets sent to me and I take care of things. I have a locked filing cabinet specifically due to this client's confidentiality agreement. No, I cannot give the new paralegal the documentation he requested because he is not on the approved list. Why did you not just redirect the mail to me like you should have? Now I have to take time out of my day to meet with the VP of Ops so I can explain how stupid you are.
Love,
Queen of Confidential Client
Dear Cookies and Cream Cupcakes,
I have been looking forward to making you since Saturday. It's happening today.
Love,
Queen of Baking
The Princess of Anything is Coming!
Had a dream I was queen.
Woke up. Still queen.
I wanna play!!!
Dear SIL,
You are loser and a deadbeat mother. I HATE the fact that you take advantage of MIL's willness to let you live expense free with her. You have put her so far in debt. I hate that we're TTC and haven't and you did with a druggie/homeless/married deadbeat. Take better care of your child or I'm going to call child services on your ass. P.S. Get a job!!! You've never held a job longer than 3 months, and you haven't even done that within the past 2 years!!! Thanks for putting a strain on the relationship between me and MIL and me and hubby.
Watching you closely,
Mary
Dear MIL,
Stop defending your daughter. She is a loser and will always come crawling back b/c you let her. She's taking your money, sanity, and job security (by needing you to take off work so much). We won't be loaning you money anymore while you continue to waste your money helping her. We just started our new life as a married couple and shouldn't have to worry about you and/or her.
Still love you,
Mary
Dear Brain,
Wake up. You have a lot of work to do. You should really get on that. Like now.
Love,
Tired
Dear Karma,
I'm waiting. Albeit not so patiently anymore. H needs a job. We're running of of good deeds. Its your turn.
Fondly,
Mrs. Impatient
Married / The Cookaholic Wife
Dear Genie,
I will take my first wish NOW please.
Thanks,
D
Dear Piled up Paperwork,
Please do yourself. You require too much at the moment.
Sincerely,
An SLP who needs a day off just to do you
Dear Printer,
I know you're old and I took you from home so that I could get work done at the school since they obviously don't provide anything here but please, pretty, pretty please start printing. I don't know why you continue to be like every Tues/Thurs but get with the program. I NEED TO PRINT!
Signed,
An impatient SLP needing to print
Whoa. That is quite the winner.
The Princess of Anything is Coming!
Had a dream I was queen.
Woke up. Still queen.
dear hunny bunny,
i love you. i hope you enjoy your day of skiing pow on this bluebird day. you deserve it. and happy almost birthday. and i like your haircut (even though you look 16 again).
love,
moi
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Yeah, tell me about it! it's a great situation to be dealing with right now.
I'll have to tell H that at least his sister's ex isn't those things! Still a loser who preyed on H's sister when he was in his 30's and she in her early 20's by posing as a musician, but at least he pays some minimal child support and is really involved in his child's life. He just doesn't have a car to go pick her up.
Dear babybug,
You're consuming my thoughts more and more. Please go away, at least until J is on-board too.
09.25.10
Dear girlies on this board,
Thanks for posting everyday.
That is all.
Alicia
TTC since 2010
Me: 36, slightly elevated FSH. Everything else (hysterescopy, HSG, b/w) normal.
DH:30, with super sperm? >200mil post wash
BFP #1 - May 2011 - m/c @ 8weeks
IUI #1 - July 26 2012 - Femara = BFN
Suprise BFP Jan 15 2013. Hope this one sticks!
Dear DH,
Coming to bed at 6am because you've been up all night playing a video game is unacceptable. We're going to have to have a talk, and I don't know what to say. I am upset and irritated. I'm about to uninstall your stupid game. That's why I didn't get you the expansion pack for your birthday. There is so much else you could be doing with your time, and when you got the game in the first place you promised me that you wouldn't be on it all the time and that it wouldn't get in the way of your responsibilities. Please stop acting like an idiot with your video game.
Love,
Your angry wife
TTC since 08/2010
Anovulatory since at least 12/2010 (probably longer, unDx)
Dx PCOS 3/2012
SA 5/25/12--normal
June 2012--50mg clomid+TI--BFN
July 2012--50mg clomid+Ovidrel+TI--BFN, lining at 5mm
August 2012--5mg femara+Ovidrel+TI