October 2010 Weddings
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Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Open Letter
We havent done one of these in awhile so lets here it!
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Re: Open Letter
Dear Purdue University,
I do not appreciate the fact that in August '10, you told my husband that he was free and clear to graduate, diploma's in the mail. We waited til the first week of March, only to find no diploma at any time. Once we go over to investigate, you did an "awesome" job of informing us that, sorry, he can't get his diploma until he takes this one class that was on his plan of study THAT YOU NEVER TOLD US ABOUT. I want to thank you for helping us waste not only time and energy on you, but also hard earned money and brain cells. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't know what 6 digit debt looked like. Should you decide in the future to request money from us, please let it be known that not only will I gladly collect poo from every family member to send to your doorstep, I will also be barring any future children from even thinking of attending your $hitty @ss school.
Good day to you,
Chelsie
Dear Real Estate Lawyer,
We close on Tuesday, therefore I would appreciate you moving your a@s a bit on the paper work and closing costs. I realize that you do this all the time, so it's not a big deal to you, but this is my first home and you are starting to anger me.
Thanks.
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TTC Since January 2011 - We have bad spermChelsie- That is HORRIBLE!!!
Dear MIL-
Please realize how much of a financial burden you have put on us by planning this Hawaii trip this summer. There are so many other places we would like or rather need to spend that money. I know you think we are joking when we say this puts the baby plan on hold, but its true. I hope you also realize that we look like complete sh!theads to everyone else because it looks like we are spending money on a vacation when we need so many other things. This vacation has never made me smile.
Dear Baseball Club DH works for-
Please don't overlook him for a possible promotion because he is too valuable in his current position. I appreciate that you recognize he is good at what he does, but you need to pay him more for that if you won't promote him out of that position.
Dear person who decides gas prices-
Are you out of your freaking mind? Stop rolling in your money and process for a moment how the price of gasoline drives the economy. If I have to spend an extra $100/month on gas just to get to and from work I can't spend that money elsewhere and help other businesses.
Dear House,
If you could please clean yourself today I would greatly appreciate it. I am so not in the mood to pick up all frickin day! I would like to get some wedding pictures uploaded and ordered so I can have something on my walls when our OOT friends come over tomorrow. Oh yeah, if you could also make the lasagna and dessert for tomorrow that would also be amazing. KThanksBye.
Dear DH,
I really appreciated that you put away all the laundry last night, but tonight I could really use your help cleaning. This house is crawling and it is making me sick! I need to take a week vacation just to get it back in order and we know that ain't gonna happen. So your assistance would be greatly appreciated. And, don't forget tonight starts lent and you know what that means
Love,
Your Sex Starved Wife
Dear D-Bag Boss,
I want to punch you in your stupid little head. Why the EFF do you think I have two feet of reports on my desk, maybe because I was on vacation and then you scheduled me to train for two weeks in a row, therefore I have been at my desk for 5 days in the last month and a half. Maybe that is why I am still working on stuff from February. How bout you learn how our computer system works and help out a bit, you have been working here for 4 years, don't you think that you should know how to do my job, you are my boss? Oh wait, I forgot that surfing the net and looking at porn and for a new job is WAY more important. Don't worry, I pray every night that you find a new job and get the he!! out!
Thanks,
Ashlee
Dear whatever it is that smells like old-lady-perm in the bathroom,
Please stop smelling like that.
Thanks,
T-Payne
Missing our little turkey.
Estimated Due Date 11/13/12 | Natural Miscarriage 4/17/12
Dear Tisha....
sometimes when that smells like that...its septic.....call someone
Love,
Ashley
Getting fit for IVF!
Dear Ashley,
Good to know. I'll call the guy who calls the guys about that crap. (See what I did there?)
Love,
Tisha
Missing our little turkey.
Estimated Due Date 11/13/12 | Natural Miscarriage 4/17/12
Dear Tisha,
I was already cracking up at my coworker asking me to do something, me jokingly saying no, and him saying "do it naow!" (ala arnold). THEN i come in here and see this....LOL I
you! thank GOD i had put the diet coke down!
Love,
Ashley
Getting fit for IVF!
Dear photog,
When I called you in january i thought *I* was behind the ball. When your wife told me that you still had two bride's albums to mock up and that it would take 3 weeks I felt alittle better. When I called you 4 weeks later and asked when we could come in I was alittle peeved that I had to call you but you had bridal shows. I thank you for replying to my phonecall a week later, but the times arnt going to work with DH's new job. I called you back and asked you to reschedule. Thank you SO much for picking up the phone when i called you back 6 days later....and thanks for the appointment a month out.....oi....*frustrated* so 6 months almost to the DAY from our wedding you're going to let me come view my album mock up. awesome. thats great. *sigh*
Love Mr. and Mrs. H
Getting fit for IVF!
Dear favorite Victoria's Secret hoodie,
Where the EFF are you? I've torn apart my apartment looking for you, and I really missed you on vacation this past week. Where oh where could you have gone to? Now that I'm thinking about it, I'm not sure I've seen you since I washed clothes a couple weeks ago & walked into the laundry room to find the dryer wide open & my clothes inside, still wet. Suspicious!
Missing you, Sara
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Dear b!tch upstairs,
You're the only female in this building besides me that's not over 50, and I know you have a BIG grudge against me for reporting your constant noise to the landlord. I'm piecing things together here. If you took my favorite hoodie, I hope someone rear ends your stupid little white car & then drives off while you're sleeping. It wouldn't be me b/c we all know I have no balls, but I can hope someone else repays your horrible karma. And my hoodie would look horrendous on you. Jussss sayin.
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Dear husband,
I freaking love you. You're so funny today. Thanks for cracking me up on a Wednesday afternoon.
Love, Wife
ten-tenners' may siggy: me & mama on my wedding day
What's LittleMissNewlywed Cooking?
Dear videographer,
I'd like to have our wedding video back, like two months ago. What's the frickin' hold up? We were told in the contract that it would be 120 days. 2 months ago you told me end of Feb, tops. Now you're telling me April? WTF? I think it's time to realize you've overloaded yourself and get your $hit together.
me
Dear Governor/school board/taxpayers of my district,
I understand that our economy right now is in the pits and that our Commonwealth must have a balanced budget, but do not put my job, the education of my students, or the education of my future children at risk to balance the budget! Try cutting from some of the lazy asses that I'm paying to support. It is absolutely ridiculous that two people who have been working in what are supposed to be two of the top places to work in the Commonwealth in supposedly secure jobs are concerned that we will not be getting cost of living increases indefinitely and will be forced to struggle to raise our children because you can't get your priorities right! Oh yeah, you know that major embarassment to our state you're seeking to retaliate for-from lack of employees/regulation in jobs that are really necessary!
Worried teacher
Dear rivers,
I actually have plans on Friday night and Saturday morning for about the first time all year, DO NOT FLOOD my plans out!!!
not a swimmer
Dear cruise,
hurry up and get here...I'm ready for your sexy times and the baby you'll hopefully lead to...