Northern California Nesties
Dear Community,
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Need to get something off your chest? Have at it.
Re: Dear ________ Thursday
Dear Fever & Congestion,
Please leave my kid alone. Go bug somebody else. My little guy needs to not be bothered by you so we can all get a good night's rest.
Sincerely,
Mama Bear
Dear Bank,
Please like our offer on the house. That's all...oh, and say yes quickly.
Thank you very much,
Potential Buyer
Dear Sore Throat,
Seriously?! Go away please.
Someone who doesn't think they should be suffering from an illness right now
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Dear H,
Please don't have FIL come to our house when neither of us are home and it looks like it did when you left the house today. I may die of embarrassment.
Your wife who loves you very much but isn't such a fan of a laundry basket on the dining room table
Dear DH's Clients,
Hey! Don't you need to have a computer fixed? What about a new audio visual setup? Isn't it about time you get your outdoor sound system set up for spring and summer? You should call DH. WE NEED YOUR MONEY!
Thanks!
A Wife Who Would Like to Eat Something Besides Hamburge Helper This Month!
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Dear Egg,
I have some guys I would like you to meet. They may be small and squiggly, but I assure you, you'll have a really great time! Just pick one, and check it out. In 9 months, I know you won't be sorry!
Yours,
A Future Mom with Babies on the Brain!
This made me think of Look Who's Talking.
Dear Body,
What gives? We were doing so well for a month. How about you get better real quick and we try to go for a record of 2 months next time?
Thanks,
Spirit and Mind
Donate to My Pancreatic Cancer Research Page
Dear Allergies,
GO AWAY! I love spring but I could deal without you.
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Dear Car,
Please start. The fact that you didn't start this morning and made me late for work was not cool. Not cool.
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Dear Reading Intervention Students,
Show up to intervention when you're supposed to. And "I don't feel like it" is not a valid reason for not showing up. I shouldn't have to go to your classroom, hold your hand, and drag you to intervention. Learn some responsibility. Thanks.
Irritatingly Yours,
Your Teacher
Dear Bloat,
please go away! I cannot button my pants at work, it's embarrassing.