September 2010 Weddings
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Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
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Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Dear...
Dear Men at Work,
As the only woman in the office, please refrain from using the women's restroom. I repeat, please refrain from using the women's restroom. You have one specifically for men. If that isn't clean, it ain't my problem one of you needs to clean it.
So unless you have a vajayjay, please don't use the women's restroom.
Sincerely,
Pissy Deb
Re: Dear...
Ick. I don't blame you getting pissy over that one, Deb.
I'll piggyback on your restroom complaint....
Dear women in my office,
If you prefer to hover rather than sit, that's fine by me. It's your prerogative. But if you'd like to hover, for the love of all that is holy clean up your effing puddles of pee from the toilet seat when you're done! I'm not your mother or maid.
Thanks,
Passive Aggressive co-worker
We have restroom issues too. I actually posted signs asking people to flush a while back. I guess if I'm going off that theme:
Dear Female Co-workers,
I know which of you don't wash your hands. It's disgusting, and for the love of all that is holy, please PLEASE correct this issue. Also, you know that only one of our stalls has a door that locks, so please keep it clean - wipe the seat, and FLUSH when you are done.
Thanks,
Me.
I finally got a lock on the womans restroom here. I'm the only one w/ a key so no men can use it now...makes me so much happier! Electricians are messy men in the bathroom.
Dear Hubby-
While I'm fine w/ you doing your own laundry please put it away intead of letting it just sit in the dryer or in baskets and pulling clothes out as you need them. We have hangers and a dresser for them to find homes in. Wrinkly clothes are not pretty on anyone. Plus, I'd like to use the baskets to set my own clothes in when I go to fold them.
Thanks babe!
I don't have any bathrooms complaints in less it is having to clean it.. So...
Dear NFL,
Please do not lock out next season. Besides the fact that I love the Patriots and enjoy my sundays watching and drinking them. We just bought a car. I need to make the extra money for tips and Greg will have his new store and we need it to be busy so he can make bonus. So we can pay her off faster.
Thanks you
A fan/someone who needs money
We have bathroom issues here too. We have one small bathroom for everyone. Apparently it became very popular to go #2 at work and then try to cover the smell with air freshener. There's nothing quite like the smell of flower scented *** and cleaner wafting towards your office. I got so fed up I bought that Just a Drop stuff and put a sign up in the bathroom that said "If you ABSOLUTELY HAVE to poo while you are at work, put a drop of this in the toilet first. Thank you!"
I don't know if the stuff works or if people just stopped shitting here. Anyway....
Dear Stomach,
Quit being hungry you fat ass!
Love,
The person who wants to wear her spring clothes
Dear H,
Go to the effing doctor please! You don't sleep anymore and when you do, you have nightmares. And you're stressed. And smoking too many cigarettes. Go to the doctor before I make an appointment and drag you there myself.
Love,
Your Concerned Wife
Married / The Cookaholic Wife
The Princess of Anything is Coming!
Had a dream I was queen.
Woke up. Still queen.