Luckily for all of you, I think I am setting the bar really low lol.
I've never been into purses. I buy one, then when it falls apart, I buy a new one. I bought this about 6 months ago. It's a little to big for me, but I was getting tired of not having a purse, so this was good enough!
I had this pinned under my wedding dress as my something borrowed, but my mom doesn't care about getting it back, so I decided to pin it in my purse so she's always with me.
My old/ugly wallet...I need a new one.
Inside: Our wedding picture with a fortune reading, "Your most memorable dream will come true." I got this a few months before we got engaged and always kept it in my wallet.
My personal/work keys with a keychain of one of our wedding pictures
I have a strange shaped head, so finding sunglasses are very hard. These look fine, but they are old. I usually keep these in my car, but DH and I switched cars on Friday so I had them in my purse.
Nail clippers...
Mints I got for the wedding
Visine...for my eyes haha
2 paychecks that I am being lazy about depositing
Chapstick - I got this at the Chicago airport because I lost my other chapstick during the wedding. My lips were KILLING me. 
For my joints!
My notebook..nothing special, just write stuff in there when I need to remember something or grocery store items
My iPod that my grandparents gave me a few years ago
I hate lotions with fragrance in them...I like this lotion a lot - no smell!
I'm super OCD about food being on my face or in my teeth, so I always care around...
And...
And I'll leave you with a picture of my Princess (whom I do not keep in my purse), whose 11th birthday is today! 
Re: Oh, hey! It's my purse and its innards!
Missing our little turkey.
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I think your purse is totally cute! I have the same ipod but pink
I was thinking the same thing as Tisha, my purse is one hot mess lol. If that's all you have in yours, bravo, and can you come organize mine?
Brooke, did you get that keychain from Zazzle? I have one just like it.
I like it!
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LOL... what Xan and Tisha said. I downsized my purse because I was losing too much crap - i.e. my phone would ring and it'd take me the full ring cycle to find it. Why? Not because it was huge, just because I had so much crap inside it!!!
I love the fortune... but OMG if my most memorable dream came true I'd be in trouble. We could go with the one where Senor Chang from Community was actually the blue whale emperor, Moby *** (that was my Saturday night dream), or the one where I was BFF's with Natalie Portman and was thinking about hijacking her pet hummingbird (I totally wanted one) - that was last night's dream...
Jena - I got the keychain (well 2, DH has the same one) from Snapfish, but I think they use another company to make them...could be the same place!
Kenna - If those dreams came true that would be crazy!! Does Natalie Portman actually have a hummingbird or did you just dream she has one that you want to steal? And why would you steal from your BFF? lol!
Cute! I think I'm going to love these posts!
I too have quiet a bit in my purse. I have to purge it once a week or so bc it becomes like my junk drawer. lol
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