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A cleaning question

I was too embarrassed to post this at the cleaning board so here goes...

What is the best way to clean sexy time messes (by messes, I mean female ejaculation) from the mattress????

 

Re: A cleaning question

  • I have no idea, but we have a liquid resistant mattress topper because our dogs have vomited on our mattress. Try getting one of those.

    ...and you're really a female ejaculator? That's like 1 in a thousand or something.

  • We use a really good water proof cover over our heated mattress pad, so we don't get electrocuted. We always put a towel or two down too. Haven't had any problems with excess spillage. It doesn't stain or leave an odor. 

  • We put a towel down (keep a stack in the nightstand)  I leak a lot, especially since we got married recently and switched from condoms to a nuvaring.  Afterwards the towel can just be folded up and put in the laundry.  I also have dark pink ones we use during that time of the month lol.
  • I make those kinds of messes too :)

     

    We keep a towel folded underneath us (so there is two layers) and then we keep another nearby for when its time to clean up.

  • Thanks for the advice sometimes in the heat of the moment we forget to prep or sometimes there is just too much mess for a towel. Definitely need to invest in another waterproof cover. We put on out while we were moving and it got torn :(
  • and FSUalum I don't think that female ejaculation is THAT rare, I'm sure lots of ladies do it. I used to get kind of embarrassed by b/c you have to clean it after but my DH thinks it's that hottest thing!
  • I wish I could!

    Seems like its such an amazing feeling! 

    Maybe I just haven't found the "spot" yet... 

    I can feel the sensation but....thats it for now... 

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  • imageFSUalum:

    ...and you're really a female ejaculator? That's like 1 in a thousand or something.

    I don't think it's THAT rare. Personally, I only do on my 2nd orgasm of the night (which isn't an every time occurance). Maybe you just need to go longer. : )

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  • I have this too. I've never noticed any staining though or any odor from it. If it gets on something you can't throw in the washer though you can just use a carpet spray cleaner like spot shot. 
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  • imageFuture.Mrs.Carter:
    I have this too. I've never noticed any staining though or any odor from it. If it gets on something you can't throw in the washer though you can just use a carpet spray cleaner like spot shot. 

    I agree with this. I have this too and have never had problem with staining or odor. We have a water proof matteress pad. And afterwards (if its during the day) we will put a small fan on the bed to help dry.

  • Spot Shot...It's a carpet upholstery cleaner. I've yet to find a stain that it doesn't clean up. But you need to make sure that your mattress has sheets on it and that it has dried from the cleaning. Or you risk a very un happy vagina.
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