So I am off to NYC today and my flight is delayed. You wouldn't believe the crap happening in the airport. I have a family next to me. Mom, dad and kid. The parents are not even watching the kid. I mean seriously, someone could walk off with her and I doubt they would notice. There is another kid coloring with markers on the seats. She is poking her marker through the paper and coloring all over the seat itself. Her dad is not paying any attention to her either. The seat has now been colored purple and no number of wipes is going to clean that off. To top it all off, there is a 60yo man in a homemade kilt and a jacket with rickrack piping and a big sign sewn on the back that says "will dance 4 tips." He is also wearing GIANT headphones and sunglasses with orange lenses. Oh, and mismatched sneakers too.
AWESOME.
Re: Stuck at the Airport
Do you think there is anything under the kilt?
The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware; joyously, drunkenly, serenely, divinely aware. -Henry Miller
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i was just going to suggest that you pay the man. And please take a video.
Are you stuck in Portland?
I hope you have something to snack on-- nothing like a free dinner and a show!
And someone needs to report the kid colouring on the chair. I would be rip-*** mad if I sat on that seat and got purple marker on my clothes!