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Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Re: FB Status Gems
Mine comes courtesy of a girl who posts a quote from some guy at her church every day:
"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas is a fatal LIE. HIV/AIDS grew 47% in Vegas last year & 1000s of visitors took it home"
Reminds me of Mean Girls where the gym teacher tells them if they have sex, they will get chlamydia & die.
My brother:
"I wonder when the last time someone had a KBar in their carry-on??? You're welcome TSA man, for making your day, and bringing purpose to your profession."
Dufus."My 101 List - Updating asap, I swear!
Not a FB status gem, but my SIL blew off this guy she was casually dating and apparently he didn't take it too well. So he wrote on her FB: "I hope you shiit sand spurs"
That's my new favorite line.
Literal LOL. I love it.
OK, that's fantastic.
"I want to be the girl you give your sweatshirt to when it is cold, the one you'll tell your friends, "That's my girl."
"Marriage is Cheap,..Divorce is Expensive,..Freedom.. is Priceless!!"
"OMGEESH, decisions, decisions, do I stay in Tally, Move to Georgia, or move back to Deltona??? HELP!!!!! Input, I need input!!!!!!"
"Is NOT the girl your momma warned you about. Your momma didn't have a big enough imagination to think of me!"
All from the same girl. 30. Divorced. 5 kids. ::head desk::
I went to HS in Deltona. As I was reading this, I kid you not, I was thinking, "This sounds like about 75% of the people I went to high school with who have a million kids and still have these delusional ideas of what a stable relationship is. His sweatshirt? WTF."
Then I saw the bolded and LOLed for real.
Yeah, I went to school at PRHS & sadly thas is how I know her. lol
From my hidden 'friends':
I am done if u are my friend it is funny that I ask for help I NEVER HAVE ANYONE! it is correct I am alone. So if u call and o do not answer please do not take peraonal
And another person:
Despite how far we have come, it is scary and sad how some people still act, speak, and behave around others!
I see celebrities on tv shows, people in reality shows, and etc. They all (or most of them) have extensions or weaves or wigs. I am proud to say that my hair on my head is ALL mine.
Tired of people taking what I say completely the wrong way!
(My favorite part is that almost all of her comments have no responses. I'm guessing I'm not the only person that hid her.)
From the 18-year-old baby mama/ child bride:
I have come to the conclusion that I am not your mama, and I sure as hell ain't your counselor. Any one who has issues and asks me for advice be prepared because if you don't take it I am going to tell you exactly how it is. Period. I don't want to hear anymore whining from anyone. Cry me a river build me a bridge and jump your ass off of it. I have my own life, and my own problems!
I have rope, duck tape and a shovel. I've seen enough CSI to know how to kill you and make it look like unicorn did it. Now, what were you saying?
The next two are a bit appalling to me. Her ex-father-in-law (Her husbands father, who met a woman on facebook, left his wife and married facebook woman, now has Stage 4 esophagus cancer. The following are her comments on that situation)
wonders what it feels like to have to live with your mistakes when they slap you in the face. must hurt to know your kids want nothing to do with you after you turned your back on them and now your sick and want their sympathy? too bad so sad cry me a river build me a bridge and jump off it!
bahahahahahahahahahahaha Lifes a *** and then you leave your wonderful wife for a controlling skank AND THEN you die....bahahahahahahahaahaha.....gotta love Karma....bahahahahahha!!!!
Also, she recently apologized to her husband for some altercation...on facebook.
Um, that's a horrifying lack of human decency.
All from the same girl in sequential order from past to present within the last week. Long, but worth reading if you need to feel better about yourself and your sanity and your status in life.
I am a f*** up. Why is it I ruin everything? I have something perfect in front of me and what do I do, f*** it up. Always. What the hell is wrong with me? I love you baby and I hope you can forgive me, I just need one chance to show you I can fix this. I promise you won't regret it, please call me.
I love you baby...can't wait to see your face tomorrow. :-) Hope your getting the rest you need.
Dxxx went from being "in a relationship" to "single."
I have tattoos, so I'm a trouble maker. I have curves, so I'm fat. If I wear makeup, I'm fake. If I say what I think, I'm a ***. If I cry some times, I'm a drama queen. If I have guy friends, I'm a slut. If I stand up for myself, I'm mouthy. Seems like you can't do anything nowadays without being labeled. So what, go ahead and label me, see if I give a crap. Re-post this if you're proud of who you are
I am drowning in applications....UGH! Feeling a little overwhelmed but it has to be done, trying to get things fixed up in my life. Step one: Find a Job.
Still waiting on that phone, wondering if it is gonna happen or not.
I think my heart just skipped a beat.....Stilling hanging on to hope..... :-)
Thank god for strawberry shortcake.....As good as it is, I am still really sad. Never did get that phone call I was waiting for....
Jxxxx wrote on Dxxx's wall: imma ur ass up fpr leaving me stranded again.. ***! ? you
Well I guess I am gonna go to bed. Hopefully I won't dream of you again tonight, my eyes can't cry anymore tears and my heart can't bare anymore pain. Good night FB peeps.
Well more dreams about you. And I was wrong my eyes def. had more tears and my heart hurts extra bad today.
Dxxx likes Cheez-It.
? Back from crisipfying. Omg. So I was laying in my backyard, topless in a pair of thongs, and the cable guy came climbing up the pole in the yard behind me!!! He looked down at me and smiled. All I could do was wave back and smile. LMAO. ?
Well went to court yesterday...that was fun, was there for 3 1/2 hours and then I had to go to the probation office where I had to wait another 2 hours and 45 minutes. But it is officially, no more Georgia. YAY! I am so glad that crap is over..... ? 'ing my Bug
Ditto
Yay! I can actually contribute! Both of these were in an hour of each other, same girl.
"man i wish i could have told my boyfriends sorry im not a sensitive person and them be ok lmao!!!!"
"FML!!!! try to compromise and it doesnt work!! boys are rediculous and dont get anything!"
Um... what?
And the facebook award for spelling & punctuation goes to...... Awesome.