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I'm slightly mortified

I just flew back from Florida this morning and have some important stuff that I need to do so I came straight to the office from the airport.  I had planned to do this all along, but I forgot to pack work clothes.  My options were to either wear my jeans or wear my satin party dress from the wedding.  I opted for jeans because I remembered that I have a pair of slacks in my office.

When I got here I had to pee really bad so I ran to the bathroom really quick, thinking to myself how embarassing it would be if I ran into my division director or deputy director while wearing jeans on a Monday.  Sure enough, who rounds the corner as I'm making a bee-line for the bathroom but my division director.  I was cursing my bad timing as I entered the bathroom only to run into our division deputy director who was washing her hands.  Awesome.

It's highly unlikely anyone would say anything to me and I know I'm not the first person to do it, nor will I be the last, but I still feel really ridiculous.  To make matters worse, the pants in my office were horribly wrinkled so I ended up settling on swapping my jeans out for a black pair of stretchy (bootcut, not skin tight) pants that I wouldn't actually be embarassed to be seen at work in if it weren't for the fact that they have a dull splatter of green paint at the knee.  It's not too noticeable though and I feel like at least my outfit can now pass as vaguely professionalish looking.  

Re: I'm slightly mortified

  • If it makes you feel better, I just noticed in the ladies' room that the seam of the crotch of these pants is coming apart.  I don't have any pants to change into, and I'm wearing bright red panties.  So I had to go back into the bathroom and safety-pin the crotch closed.  Esp. since I have a 4:30 appt. with a stranger.  However, I shouldn't be bending over at work anytime today, so I should be safe.
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  • Ugh,  That sucks and makes for an uncomfortable moment.  I am sure they didn't think too much about it, and if they did, it will soon be a distant memory.  

    What I hate is the one time I go to Walmart looking like dog shiit, I always run into every effing person I know in this town.  I hate chit chatting especially when I look like shiit so I try to bail out of that convo ASAP.   I am sure there are many people who not only think I am a hot mess, but they also think I am a biitch too.......

    Have a good time in FL though!  I hope your trip down is uneventful! 

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    Baby Macy is here!

    12/09 - Macy (daughter) | 4/10 - Began TTC Baby #2 | 12/10 - Chemical Pregnancy | 1/12 - Miscarriage at 14 weeks | DX - PCOS & Hyperthyroidism
  • imagenicoleg1982:
    If it makes you feel better, I just noticed in the ladies' room that the seam of the crotch of these pants is coming apart.  I don't have any pants to change into, and I'm wearing bright red panties.  So I had to go back into the bathroom and safety-pin the crotch closed.  Esp. since I have a 4:30 appt. with a stranger.  However, I shouldn't be bending over at work anytime today, so I should be safe.

    There is something awesomely hilarious about this scenario.  I hope you can laugh about it when you are safely at home and can put on pants that aren't crotchless.  Thank god for small miracles like having a safety pin when you're in dire need of one!

  • Just confirms my initial feeling this a.m. that I should've stayed the hell home in my pajamas.  ;)
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  • imagenicoleg1982:
    If it makes you feel better, I just noticed in the ladies' room that the seam of the crotch of these pants is coming apart.  I don't have any pants to change into, and I'm wearing bright red panties.  So I had to go back into the bathroom and safety-pin the crotch closed.  Esp. since I have a 4:30 appt. with a stranger.  However, I shouldn't be bending over at work anytime today, so I should be safe.

    Just be careful when you sit.  You don't want that thing to pop open!  I don't think a safety pin in the vag would make for a great day.   

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    Baby Macy is here!

    12/09 - Macy (daughter) | 4/10 - Began TTC Baby #2 | 12/10 - Chemical Pregnancy | 1/12 - Miscarriage at 14 weeks | DX - PCOS & Hyperthyroidism
  • imageMrs.Jason.9.15.07:

    Just be careful when you sit.  You don't want that thing to pop open!  I don't think a safety pin in the vag would make for a great day.   

    Yeah, I try to avoid pins and needles near my sensitive lady bits.  I'll never understand below the belt piercing- no matter what it may feel like after the fact, I am not stabbing myself there by choice!

  • OMG Kendra!  lol  Hope your day goes ok!

    Once I showed up to work with 2 different shoes on....  luckily I had flip flops, although not completely appropriate but they were better than the alternative!

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  • I am cringing at the idea of a safety pin in such a sensitive area! Uh yeah, needless to say I do NOT have any of those piercings. shudder!

    Kendra, that is funny. I could so see that happening to me! Hope you had a nice weekend at the wedding, can't wait to see pics and hear about it! Did you get to try any of those cupcakes??

  • This is something that would happen to me.  I broke my ankle 3 weeks ago and have been wearing flip flops to work.  I felt so bad when I first did this, but I really don't have much of a choice.  THankfully I work for some really chill people so it's not too bad.  Hope your day gets better.
  • A few weeks ago some of our execs made a surprise visit to our office. (To give us bad news, it turned out.) I don't work Mondays and I thought they weren't going to be there on Tuesday. That Monday night, for unknown reasons, I couldn't sleep to save my life. At 4 or so, I gave up and just went to work. Around 7, the parade of execs came in and I had to help them find offices to use, make small talk and whatnot. On the bright side, I was actually there at 7 instead of strolling in late, but on the downside, I later discovered that my sweater was on inside-out because I got dressed in the dark.
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  • Kendra show us a pic of how hot you looked in your new dress! (And sorry about your embarrassing run in. And nicole, sorry you are wearing crotchless pants)
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  • imagealzigator:
    Kendra show us a pic of how hot you looked in your new dress! (And sorry about your embarrassing run in. And nicole, sorry you are wearing crotchless pants)

     

    Thanks.  :)  Although I'm sure not everyone in the world sees this as a terrible problem.  ;) 

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  • imagealzigator:
    Kendra show us a pic of how hot you looked in your new dress! (And sorry about your embarrassing run in. And nicole, sorry you are wearing crotchless pants)

    I'll upload my pictures when I get home.  I didn't get any good pictures of my whole ensemble though.  I thought of it and asked my mom to take a couple of pictures, but her brain just cannot process how to hold a camera (she kept turning it and asking me where the viewfinder was Tongue Tied) and the pictures ended up crooked and too zoomed-in to see the whole dress.

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