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Fight Club Poll: Round 1

If you could fight any historical figure, who would you fight?

ETA: If it's your first time at fight club, you have to fight. No pussying out.

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Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!

Re: Fight Club Poll: Round 1

  • I'd fight Winston Churchill, because he'd never, never, never, never, never give up. I'd turn his lisping a$$ into minced meat.
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    Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!
  • There are only three things I would fight: the stubborn clasp of a bra, a paternity suit - nine for ten (thank you God!)  ..and the urge to vomit whenever I see someone wear brown shoes with a black suit.
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  • Nemo.  He's the reason I'm grounded, and all for some butt.

    He'd end up like this:

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  • I'd fight Ceaser. I mean why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just *stab* Caesar!
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  • I would entertain the notion of a re-match with my eldest brother, George Junior.
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  • I fight the urge to sleep every night. It's not that I'm afraid of the dark, as long as the light is on.
    Photobucket The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back! It's like you're unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting...
  • Swiper, for his swiping.
    Come on!
  • I'd go for Dahmer.  I'd love the chance to whoop his azz, throw him around a little, kick him in the balls. 

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  • I no ur all expectin me 2 say a rematch wit Gary but I kicked that fatass' ass. I am the queen of fight club dude. I do martial arts.
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  • THE ROCK CHALLENGES YOU, TYLER DURDEN, TO A STEEL CAGE MATCH, FOR THE WOOOOOORLD....HEAVYWEIGHT.....CHAAAAAAMPIONSHIP!!!

    THE ROCK WILL OOOOOWN YOUUUUUU!!!
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  • Scott Tenorman must die.

    That ginger a** owes me $16.12 and he will pay for humiliating me. And he will pay. Oh, yes, he will pay.

    I will have his parents killed and ground up into chili, that I will then have Scott Tenorman eat like the parent-canabalizing doosh that he is. No one screws with Eric Cartman and gets away with it.

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  • Imma fight Miley Cyrus.  She's been talking sh!t.
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  • I'm going to fight Gandalf.  Or Harry Potter.  After all, it wouldn't be fair for me to fight a mere mortal, I'm a warlock!

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  • Stopped they must be; on this all depends. Only a fully trained Jedi Knight, with the Force as his ally, will conquer Vader and his Emperor.
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  • Wes Mantooth.  Those dirtbags have been in third place for five years.  We'll find ourselves in the midst of a vicious cockfight.  There are a few groundrules. Rule number 1: No touching of the hair or face... AND THAT'S IT!

    or Audrey...we had a bit of disagreement this morning.  That b!tch made me look like hell.  I had bags under my eyes.  If she were a man, I'd punch her, punch her right in the mouth.  THis is bush.  Bush league.

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    THE ROCK CHALLENGES YOU, TYLER DURDEN, TO A STEEL CAGE MATCH, FOR THE WOOOOOORLD....HEAVYWEIGHT.....CHAAAAAAMPIONSHIP!!!

    THE ROCK WILL OOOOOWN YOUUUUUU!!!

    You're cordially invited to our next Fight Club meeting. Tuesday night in the basement of Lenny's Bar on 46th and 2nd. I'd love to show your punk azz what a real fight is like.

    Bring your tooth fairy costume. I get off on sh!t like that.

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    Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!
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