September 2009 Weddings
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Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Re: What's Your Favorite
Alcohol. Specifically I enjoy a nice glass of scotch. Also, vodka cranberries. ALL the hot girls drink vodka cranberries. Every day new 22 year olds walk into bars, and call me glass-is-half-full, but I think they're getting dumber.
Prostitute? It is the world's oldest profession, but girls pay ME to have sex with them. They love the Barnacle!! It's go-ho or go-home!
In my huge bed, alone, after sexually satisfying two..no THREE...young hotties.
Drug? Alcohol. Namely, scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch.
Prostitute? My sweet chinchilla, Veronica. She has an absolutely breath taking heiney. I mean that thing is good.
Place to pass out? My glass case of emotion, it gets really intense in there.
I promised my mother I would not do drugs when I became a resident of California. Therefore, I do not drink coffee or Coke, only diet Coke or a diet virgin Cuba Libre.
I do not partake in the disgusting act of prostitution. According to Leonard I am a semi-pro masturbator.
I prefer the left hand seat of the sofa.
I don't do drugs, but my friend Kenny was totally cheesing his f&c*ing balls off last year by inhaling cat spray. I had to hide all the neighborhood kitties in my attic to save them. I was not going to have my Mr. Kitty being degraded in that way.
Prostitute? Ew, dude. Who would want to do that? (ETA: I love my mommy!)
I used to like to pass out in a booth at Kentucky Fried Chicken after having some sweet, sweet crispy goodness. But goddamned Colorado banned Kentucky Fried Chicken last year and replaced all the stores with Medicinal Marijuana stores. F&cking hippies.
Good for you, man. Masturbation is self-improvement.
Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!