September 2009 Weddings
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I'm going to be out and about today, so I won't be able to enjoy the AE fun as much as I had hoped -- sadface -- but in honor of April Fool's Day, this one is for the AEs!
Tell us about your weekend plans!
Accidental Smiles
updated 10.03.12


Re: AE: Weekend Plans
Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!
Pay no attention to them haters 'cause we whip 'em off
This weekend is going to be legen -wait for it! - dary.
First up we have an epic battle at laser tag. I finally convinced the gang that laser tag is the most noble and AWESOME of sports and they are joining me to play.
Later we'll hit up MacLaren's Pub where I will TRY to get Ted laid, but I think we all know that it's a lost cause amiright?
Either way I'll end my weekend with a 10. Or, worst case scenario, two 5's
Tomorrow I'm going to the mall to see the Easter bunny and give him a letter to deliver to Santa for me. Getting my wishes for a new snake for my Britney routine in early.
OH WAIT. YES IT DOES. THE ROCK IS HOSTING WRESTLEMANIA AND WILL ALSO BE KICKING MIZ'S ASSSSSSSS!!!
I'll prolly check out Wally n c if I can find me a new man.
Tonight, I'm going to Stan's house to eat Cheesy Poofs and watch that fag Kyle play Guitar Queero.
Tomorrow, I'm going to fake an apocalypse and trick Butters into hiding in a bomb shelter for the next week so I can go to Casa Bonita for Kyle's birthday party instead. I have dreamt about going to Casa Bonita for so long. There's no way that little turd Butters is going in my place.
I have a big day planned for Sunday. I'm going to once again join forces with the Dark Lord Cthulu from the underworld and we will make the world a better place by destroying everything I hate: synagogues, Whole Foods Market, hippies at Burning Man Festival, Justin Bieber, and those bast#rds from my ex Justice League who were part of the crime-fighting team formerly known as *** & Friends (Mysterion, Toolshed, Iron Maiden, Tupperware, Mosquito, Mintberry Crunch, and Human Kite). It's gonna be awesome.
I expect a nice, quiet weekend with an intellectual foreign film and a cup of hot tea.
Oh wait... Mulder just came in with his big intense excited face. Looks like we'll be deep in the woods in the smoky mountains, investigating an alien abduction. Damn.
I've got tiger blood and Adonis DNA.
I plan to take Ms. Veronica Corningstone to Pleasuretown allll weekend loooong.