September 2009 Weddings
Dear Community,
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
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Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
AE's Talents
We all know I'm the most talented and the best looking, but just for kicks, share any talents you think you have.
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Re: AE's Talents
I play a mean jazz flute. Little Ham 'n Eggs comin' at ya, hold on people hope ya got your griddles...
Hey, Aqualung!
I have a 10,000 year old brain and the boogers of a seven year old.
I'm an F-18, bro.
I won best picture at 20.
I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total, bitchin Rock Star from Mars!
I've got tiger blood and Adonis DNA.
I recieved my first doctorate at 16.
I have an IQ of 187.
I have attempted to build a nuclear reactor, a death ray, and a robotic arm from Easy Bake Oven parts.
THE ROCK IS ALSO A VERY FINE ACTOR. CHECK IT.
Nice try Barkey. You try anything on me and you'll be on the ground with a heel in your back. *eyeroll*
By the beard of Zeus! Ron Burgundy is not an idiot. I'll punch you in your ovaries. Straight shot right to the baby maker.
It's Barney...and that was so sexy. I love a challenge. :cracksknuckles: I'm going to go train, I'll be back for you, beautiful.
In addition to being fluent in German (Heil Hitler!), I can sing the entirety of Styx's Come Sail Away in 27 seconds flat.
I also won the Cheesy Poofs Talent Show with my cover of She Works Hard for the Money:
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/150739/he-works-hard-for-the-money
I can use my rectum to smuggle anything. Once, I was in prison and I smuggled cigarettes and a whole board game in my rectum. I also once smuggled Pirates of the Caribbean, Splash Mountain and the whole Monorail Rail System out of Disneyland.
I can also be very persuasive and can also get anyone to do whatever I want. I got Congress to lift the ban on stem cell research. I also got the Family Guy pulled off the air by exploiting fears of retaliation by Al Qaeda to a Family Guy episode where the prophet Muhammad was going to appear. I pretended to be injured in a terrorist attack and begged the Fox Network suckers to take the show off the air so no one else would get hurt. People always assume that I love Family Guy but I hate that f&cking show. It is just a bunch of lame jokes that have nothing to do with the plot.
Talent, smalent. I could kick all your azzes.
I could fvck your girlfriends without you even knowing it.
In my spare time, I also make explosives from common household materials found in your trash. The garbage of America taking on the garbage of America.
Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!
Pay no attention to them haters 'cause we whip 'em off