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Fight Club Poll: Round 2

If you could fight any of the other AEs, who would you fight?
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Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!

Re: Fight Club Poll: Round 2

  • I'd fight Yoda. Lightsabers and all. Bring it.
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    Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!
  • I'd fight any of the stupid women here.

    I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your b!tch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!

    Women, you will RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!!

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  • imageSingleServingFriend:
    I'd fight Yoda. Lightsabers and all. Bring it.
    Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship.
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  • Well, now I really want to tussle with that hot hot Olivia Benson. Except that there's a small problem. She probably rates pretty high on what I like to call the Hot-Crazy Scale.

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    A girl is allowed to be crazy as long as she is equally hot. Thus, if she's *this* crazy, she has to be *this* hot. You want the girl to be above this line. Also known as the 'Vickie Mendoza Diagonal'. This girl I dated. She played jump rope with that line. She'd shave her head, then lose 10 pounds. She'd stab me with a fork, then get a boob job....I should call her.

    BUT THEN! I'm right back to wrestle Olivia...

     

     

     

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  • imageYodaIAm:
    imageSingleServingFriend:
    I'd fight Yoda. Lightsabers and all. Bring it.
    Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship.

    Your fvcking haikus don't scare me, Yoda. I'd love to stomp your little green azz. The fvcking force. Who believes in this horsesh!t?! We are but a collection of organic matter slowly decaying in our own collection of filth. The only energy that matters in this world is the energy it takes to grind another lump of organic matter into a bloody pulp. You survive and you're just another day closer to dead. Congrats.

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    Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!
  • imageSingleServingFriend:

    imageYodaIAm:
    imageSingleServingFriend:
    I'd fight Yoda. Lightsabers and all. Bring it.
    Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship.

    Your fvcking haikus don't scare me, Yoda. I'd love to stomp your little green azz. The fvcking force. Who believes in this horsesh!t?! We are but a collection of organic matter slowly decaying in our own collection of filth. The only energy that matters in this world is the energy it takes to grind another lump of organic matter into a bloody pulp. You survive and you're just another day closer to dead. Congrats.

     To answer power with power the jedi way this is not, in this war a danger there is of losing who we are.

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  • DURDEN. BRING IT. THE ROCK WILL END YOU.
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