Northern California Nesties
Dear Community,
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Dear_________ Thursday
Rant and Rave it out ladies 
Re: Dear_________ Thursday
Dear Girl at work,
U make all my days stressful and annoying. please go away. No one likes you.
Sincerely,
annoyed cake decorator
Dear body,
Please stop hanging on to those last 5lbs. I don't like them. I am tired of seeing them. and I am tired of working so hard and having no pay off.
Sincerely, goal weight dreamer
dear husband,
You are amazing! and make me smile everyday. i hope you know how much i love you
Dear Sunshine,
Thank you for coming out to play even though the weather man said I wouldn't see you today. Nothing feels greater than your happy warmth on my face.
Love, Me
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Dear 2 faced person,
I am cracking up watching you. I'm pretty sure if she knew how you really felt, and all the crap you talked, things would play out mighty different. Please continue though, I'm thoroughly entertained.
Love, Someone who see's both faces.
Dear God,
I know I'm not very religious, but my family could use your help right now. Please keep us strong and unite as a family to help my brother out during this time of need.
Sincerely,
In need of faith
Dear Coworker,
This news release is stupid. Write it yourself.
Me
Dear cramps,
...annnnd were done.
-my abdominal area
Dear Students,
Just because it's raining DOES NOT mean you have free range to act crazy. CALM DOWN! Thank you in advance.
Your Teacher
Dear Stress:
Please go away. I do not need it now (or ever!).
Dear accountant,
Imagine my shock and dismay yesterday when I got our taxes back in the mail and saw that we are supposed to pay THOUSANDS of dollars this year. I have never paid more than $100 in taxes before; in fact, most years I/we get a refund. This year, we changed our withholdings after getting married and buying a house per your recommendation. We even opted to be more conservative than you suggested to avoid exactly this kind of situation. So, since you are a so-called tax professional, please explain to me wtf happened here, and where you think these magical thousands of dollars are going to come from?
Sincerely,
A client who's pissed off beyond belief
Dear co-irkers,
Just because we have automatic flushers on the toilets doesn't mean everything automatically gets flushed. Please re-flush if necessary so I don't have to walk in on chucks of crap still floating around.
Signed,
Grossed out co-worker
It is entirely possible we went to the same tax professional.
I'm only 3/4 joking.
Eek. I am wondering what your accountant's answer is.
Dear Giant Tech Company that is named after a fruit,
Please call the hubs back about the application he turned in at the insistance and recommendation of one of your "lead" employees.
Thank you!
Sincerely,
A Wife Who's Husband Would Love To Work For You!
Same here, because the same thing happened to us and we still don't have a clear answer...
Lame! Is there some conspiracy against us??
Thankfully the rain held out for us today!
Dear lame parents,
By choosing to have offspring you have set yourself up for a lifetime of things you need to do for them. Those things include showing up for SST meetings (which teachers are staying after paying hours for) to help your daughter try and pass second grade. It also means your child needs to be on time for school everyday! I can understand once or twice but not everyday of the week! And it's not a good idea to keep them home all the time either, just an FYI it is illegal to do so.
Signed,
The Reading Intervention Teacher who has seen no improvement since August.
Dear body,
Please stop hurting.
Signed, me.
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Dear Congress,
You look like a bunch of fvcking idiots. Get it together.
Signed, a voter who is ten times more mature than you.
Only ten times? I think more.