Today started off horribly and little has gotten better.
As I am rinsing the shampoo from my hair in the shower this morning, I get a boatload of water in my left ear. No amount of head shaking nor number of q-tips helped to get it all out. So now I can hardly hear on my left side. I hope it gets better before Ridley's music class tonight. I might sound like one of those American Idol contestants when they can't hear themselves on stage.
Then I somehow manage to get something in my left eye that refuses to go away. Seriously, my left eye is completely bloodshot and irritated. I can't see anything in there so I have no idea what to do. I have tried rinsing it out to no avail. It is REALLY annoying.
Thanks for listening to me whine.
Re: Deaf and Blind
Well, somebody's got to listen to you...I mean, since you can't hear yourself and all....
You need a fat scoop of this:
http://www.browneyedbaker.com/2011/04/08/salted-caramel-ice-cream-recipe/
The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware; joyously, drunkenly, serenely, divinely aware. -Henry Miller
http://cookthehumbletable.blogspot.com/
Hahahaha That is awesome...and so true!
Oh man, as hilarious as that all is from the outside, it sounds miserable to be in the situation yourself!
When I have a clogged ear with water, the only way I can get it out is to jump up and down on the opposite foot. Right ear clogged = hopping on left food with head tilted. I suspect you've tried this, but in case you were sticking to one side, maybe that would help?
Whenever I get something in my eye, I usually do enough rubbing and blinking and futzing that whatever was there probably is gone after 2 minutes, but then it's really pissed off from having my finger in it. I usually cure this situation by putting my finger in it more. You can see where this doesn't actully end up helping. I recommend eye drops- anything that stings when you put it in, since that's how you know it's working.
Sorry chicky- that all sucks.
UGH! That's a rotten start. I am sending you a virtual cherry cupcake:
http://www.eatpress.com/?p=2394
UGH! That's a rotten start to a day. I am sending you a virtual cherry cupcake:
http://www.eatpress.com/?p=2394
Okay, that totally sucks. If it makes you feel any better, I have had all sorts of crappy day today-- the only way it could have been more ridiculous is if I had fallen over whilst putting on my pants this morning. Sounds like your day is just as ridiculous.
I hope it gets better-- and don't eat any hard candy, or you could end up mute as well.