Maine Nesties
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The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware; joyously, drunkenly, serenely, divinely aware. -Henry Miller
http://cookthehumbletable.blogspot.com/
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Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Things not to say to a pregnant lady
So my magically dovchetastic VP (not the microwave pirate) was just at my desk asking about some files and he proceeded to say"
"So no one ever told me you were pregnant- I didn't know! I just thought you were eating too many dumplings!"
FVCK. YOU. For the most part, I would rather eat a bowl of hair than have to deal with you (a fact I'm pretty sure you're aware of, and why I didn't tell you in the first place), and now you make a truly breathtaking comment like that. Are you serious? F+ dude, F+. I hope you get arrested for the tax evasion you've clearly been trying to pull off for the last couple of years.
Oh, and tonight DH and I are getting Chinese take-out, and I'm going to eat an entire mountain of dumplings, and you can suck it.
The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware; joyously, drunkenly, serenely, divinely aware. -Henry Miller
http://cookthehumbletable.blogspot.com/
Re: Things not to say to a pregnant lady
I'll add to that-- I asked DH to take a picture of me last week or the week before and he said "I don't know why you want a picture, people are just going to think you are getting fat".
People are stupid. Enjoy your Chinese!!!! And post a new picture!
You win, Mesa!
I took this yesterday to send to DH after my doctor warned me about the slippery slope of pregnancy eating (you mean I can't have biscuits & gravy every morning?! Damn).
The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware; joyously, drunkenly, serenely, divinely aware. -Henry Miller
http://cookthehumbletable.blogspot.com/
You have the most adorable little bump! How anyone could mistake your firm bump for a beer and/or dumpling gut!
I'm guessing this VP is still single?
Thanks ladies! The weather is finally starting to warm up around here, and I can't wait to get into comfortable spring clothing, and yesterday I decided to kick start that.
Daniele- Ironically, yes he is still single. Can you believe it?! I'm beyond shocked he hasn't been the belle of the ball on match.com. He's such an asshat.
The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware; joyously, drunkenly, serenely, divinely aware. -Henry Miller
http://cookthehumbletable.blogspot.com/
pregnancy is a special time in your life, it starts the invisible; non-human phase of your life.