Northern California Nesties
Passanie
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Dear Community,
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Dear ________ Thursday
Man, this board is slow! Let's get some stuff off our chests.
My favorite place on earth: The Amargosa Valley.
Re: Dear ________ Thursday
Dear Embryo,
Please stay! It's really awesome here. The food is good and you have two furry brothers who will love playing with you. So stick in there and keep on growing. Let's stop with this whole silly "spotting" thing you've got going on.
Dear dh,
When I ask you a question, 98% of the time, it's not rhetorical. Listen to me and respond and please stop this annoying new habit.
Thanks, me.
Dear bursitis flare up,
Please go away!! I have a show in 3 weeks and I can barely lift my arms without agony. I'm not taking Motrin anymore, so you need to get outta here fast.
Dear Legs,
I know that we haven't run since October but you really shouldn't be as sore as you are. We ran 2 miles. That's it. Get yourselves ready because this is just the beginning.
Dear Sperm and Egg:
Why can't you just meet like a normal couple? Why do I have to inject myself with medication and pay hundreds of dollars for you two to meet?
This is getting old. I am getting old. My eggs are old. I am not sure how much time we have left here. Hurry the eff up!
-a girl who just wishes to get PG the normal way
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Dear IL's:
Thank you for fvcking up yet again. It worked. We are not spending Easter with you this year and it will be the best Easter ever. I hope we can continue this trend and not see you for a long time.
Oh and one more thing my mom's name was spelled with an -ie not a y...it clearly showed that in the memorial section of the obituaries and you neglected to read or care. Thank you for fvcking up on that as well.
-a happy DIL
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Dear sister:
You are right. In laws suck.
OMG, this drives me crazy! I end up snapping at him and he says, all innocent, "I couldn't hear what you were saying/asking." Well, DUH, then you ask me to repeat it! You don't just sit there and ignore me!
Dear DH,
No, I am not stupid. Yes, I know that you've hidden cans of chew in your bathroom and retreat there a couple times a day to get a nicotine fix.
No, I am not crazy about it. Yes, I understand that quitting nicotine is HARD.
No, I am not going to make a big deal out of it (because frankly if you're hiding the habit you're probably spending less on it!).
But please, please, please ... quit already!!
Your Very Very Very Patient Wife (Who Has A Limited Supply of Patience)