So a woman and man decide to wait until they are married to have sex.
It's their wedding night, they are ready to "do the deed". It's time to take off their clothes. The husband goes first. He takes his socks off, and his toes are all funky. She said OH MY GOD! what's wrong with your toes? He replied, when I was younger I had Toelio. She said oh what a shame.
He took his pants off next, and his knees were bent in and disfigured, she said Oh my god whats wrong with your knees he said when I was younger I had the measles.She said , what a shame.
Then he took his boxer shorts off, before he could say anything she yelled, OH WHAT A SHAME, YOU MUST HAVE HAD SMALL COX WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER.
8 years old.
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