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MB's Inappropriate Poll Of The Day

BJs (and I'm not talking about the wholesale club...)[Poll]
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Re: MB's Inappropriate Poll Of The Day

  • I responded with neither, but only because that's how it's been since I was pregnant, and I don't think it's going to change any time soon.  Prior to that I was a swallower..... such a dirty girl.
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  • So talk to me about how you either dont swallow or just let him clean up on his own? I'm sure this sounds like a dumb question but whatever. Do you just move when he gets close? And if you spit, how on earth do you keep it in your mouth long enough to spit in an appropriate place?

    Stop laughing! :P

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    So talk to me about how you either dont swallow or just let him clean up on his own? I'm sure this sounds like a dumb question but whatever. Do you just move when he gets close? And if you spit, how on earth do you keep it in your mouth long enough to spit in an appropriate place?

    Stop laughing! :P

    LOL mac you're so cute ;)

    In regards to cleaning it up on his own, I stop when he tells me  he's close and he usually finishes on, say, his stomach.

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  • imageMBMcC421:
    imagemacdidlyicious:

    So talk to me about how you either dont swallow or just let him clean up on his own? I'm sure this sounds like a dumb question but whatever. Do you just move when he gets close? And if you spit, how on earth do you keep it in your mouth long enough to spit in an appropriate place?

    Stop laughing! :P

    LOL mac you're so cute ;)

    In regards to cleaning it up on his own, I stop when he tells me  he's close and he usually finishes on, say, his stomach.

     Or on my bewbies. And then I make him wash them. Wink

  • imageamelianguy:
    imageMBMcC421:
    imagemacdidlyicious:

    So talk to me about how you either dont swallow or just let him clean up on his own? I'm sure this sounds like a dumb question but whatever. Do you just move when he gets close? And if you spit, how on earth do you keep it in your mouth long enough to spit in an appropriate place?

    Stop laughing! :P

    LOL mac you're so cute ;)

    In regards to cleaning it up on his own, I stop when he tells me  he's close and he usually finishes on, say, his stomach.

     Or on my bewbies. And then I make him wash them. Wink

    But never on the face.  I think that is so degrading, even in porn....

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  • Wink Good to know.

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  • imageMBMcC421:
    imageamelianguy:
    imageMBMcC421:
    imagemacdidlyicious:

    So talk to me about how you either dont swallow or just let him clean up on his own? I'm sure this sounds like a dumb question but whatever. Do you just move when he gets close? And if you spit, how on earth do you keep it in your mouth long enough to spit in an appropriate place?

    Stop laughing! :P

    LOL mac you're so cute ;)

    In regards to cleaning it up on his own, I stop when he tells me  he's close and he usually finishes on, say, his stomach.

     Or on my bewbies. And then I make him wash them. Wink

    But never on the face.  I think that is so degrading, even in porn....

    Guy plays this game with me. He'll say "I'm going to splooge in your eyebrow!" and I'll be like nooooooo! and he'll chase me around with his peen out. It's a crack-up.

  • Nothing wrong with a c.u.m. facial now and then ;)  Keeps your skin clear.  Just saying.  Yes I'm a dirty girl.
  • imageChristinaDawn:
    Nothing wrong with a *** facial now and then ;)  Keeps your skin clear.  Just saying.  Yes I'm a dirty girl.

    I learned that on Nip/Tuck!

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  • imageMBMcC421:

    imageChristinaDawn:
    Nothing wrong with a *** facial now and then ;)  Keeps your skin clear.  Just saying.  Yes I'm a dirty girl.

    I learned that on Nip/Tuck!

    that's only season of Nip/Tuck I actually watched!  I was aware of the benefits prior to this though lol.

  • imageChristinaDawn:
    imageMBMcC421:

    imageChristinaDawn:
    Nothing wrong with a *** facial now and then ;)  Keeps your skin clear.  Just saying.  Yes I'm a dirty girl.

    I learned that on Nip/Tuck!

    that's only season of Nip/Tuck I actually watched!  I was aware of the benefits prior to this though lol.

    D keeps trying to claim this fact.  I assumed it was a silly fact made up by boys to get what they want here.  It's actually true?

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  • imagedbucks:
    imageChristinaDawn:
    imageMBMcC421:

    imageChristinaDawn:
    Nothing wrong with a *** facial now and then ;)  Keeps your skin clear.  Just saying.  Yes I'm a dirty girl.

    I learned that on Nip/Tuck!

    that's only season of Nip/Tuck I actually watched!  I was aware of the benefits prior to this though lol.

    D keeps trying to claim this fact.  I assumed it was a silly fact made up by boys to get what they want here.  It's actually true?

    The proteins it contains are supposedly good for you skin.  It can improve elasticity and over all over skin tone.  I never used it regularly enough during breakouts to say whether it's good for zits or not :-P

  • imageamelianguy:
    imageMBMcC421:
    imageamelianguy:
    imageMBMcC421:
    imagemacdidlyicious:

    So talk to me about how you either dont swallow or just let him clean up on his own? I'm sure this sounds like a dumb question but whatever. Do you just move when he gets close? And if you spit, how on earth do you keep it in your mouth long enough to spit in an appropriate place?

    Stop laughing! :P

    LOL mac you're so cute ;)

    In regards to cleaning it up on his own, I stop when he tells me  he's close and he usually finishes on, say, his stomach.

     Or on my bewbies. And then I make him wash them. Wink

    But never on the face.  I think that is so degrading, even in porn....

    Guy plays this game with me. He'll say "I'm going to splooge in your eyebrow!" and I'll be like nooooooo! and he'll chase me around with his peen out. It's a crack-up.

    This just made me LOL. Everyone in the office is looking at me funny because I snort-laughed..

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  • imageamelianguy:
    imageMBMcC421:
    imageamelianguy:
    imageMBMcC421:
    imagemacdidlyicious:

    So talk to me about how you either dont swallow or just let him clean up on his own? I'm sure this sounds like a dumb question but whatever. Do you just move when he gets close? And if you spit, how on earth do you keep it in your mouth long enough to spit in an appropriate place?

    Stop laughing! :P

    LOL mac you're so cute ;)

    In regards to cleaning it up on his own, I stop when he tells me  he's close and he usually finishes on, say, his stomach.

     Or on my bewbies. And then I make him wash them. Wink

    But never on the face.  I think that is so degrading, even in porn....

    Guy plays this game with me. He'll say "I'm going to splooge in your eyebrow!" and I'll be like nooooooo! and he'll chase me around with his peen out. It's a crack-up.

    Seriously, thats hilarious and also made me LOL, especially since you called it his peen.

  • imageChristinaDawn:
    imagedbucks:
    imageChristinaDawn:
    imageMBMcC421:

    imageChristinaDawn:
    Nothing wrong with a *** facial now and then ;)  Keeps your skin clear.  Just saying.  Yes I'm a dirty girl.

    I learned that on Nip/Tuck!

    that's only season of Nip/Tuck I actually watched!  I was aware of the benefits prior to this though lol.

    D keeps trying to claim this fact.  I assumed it was a silly fact made up by boys to get what they want here.  It's actually true?

    The proteins it contains are supposedly good for you skin.  It can improve elasticity and over all over skin tone.  I never used it regularly enough during breakouts to say whether it's good for zits or not :-P

    Hmm....maybe I should tell Glen to do it on my belly.
  • imageK-hart:
    imageChristinaDawn:
    imagedbucks:
    imageChristinaDawn:
    imageMBMcC421:

    imageChristinaDawn:
    Nothing wrong with a *** facial now and then ;)  Keeps your skin clear.  Just saying.  Yes I'm a dirty girl.

    I learned that on Nip/Tuck!

    that's only season of Nip/Tuck I actually watched!  I was aware of the benefits prior to this though lol.

    D keeps trying to claim this fact.  I assumed it was a silly fact made up by boys to get what they want here.  It's actually true?

    The proteins it contains are supposedly good for you skin.  It can improve elasticity and over all over skin tone.  I never used it regularly enough during breakouts to say whether it's good for zits or not :-P

    Hmm....maybe I should tell Glen to do it on my belly.

    Bahaha maybe it"ll make my stretch marks go away!!

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  • imagetgoff248:
    imageK-hart:
    imageChristinaDawn:
    imagedbucks:
    imageChristinaDawn:
    imageMBMcC421:

    imageChristinaDawn:
    Nothing wrong with a *** facial now and then ;)  Keeps your skin clear.  Just saying.  Yes I'm a dirty girl.

    I learned that on Nip/Tuck!

    that's only season of Nip/Tuck I actually watched!  I was aware of the benefits prior to this though lol.

    D keeps trying to claim this fact.  I assumed it was a silly fact made up by boys to get what they want here.  It's actually true?

    The proteins it contains are supposedly good for you skin.  It can improve elasticity and over all over skin tone.  I never used it regularly enough during breakouts to say whether it's good for zits or not :-P

    Hmm....maybe I should tell Glen to do it on my belly.

    Bahaha maybe it"ll make my stretch marks go away!!

    I say do it!!! It can't hurt!

  • Wow, I missed some good stuff today.  I used to swallow as well but since I've been pregnant I just can't handle it.  I can't actually even do BJ's anymore because my back starts to hurt so quickly.  Poor H.  But before I got uncomfortable I backed away and made him finish on his stomach.

    And I love that Ames said "splooge."  That word isn't used enough.  H says it all the time.

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