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Someone tell me a joke... please :)
I've had a terrible day and could use a good laugh. It started off by me witnessing my 5 year old putting his hands on a girl, I lost it on him at the school for what he did and am pretty sure he will never, ever touch another girl again. Then the lil' man decided to take off outside today and made me chase him through the parking lot and then screamed for nearly 2 hours throwing a massive tantrum.
At Gibson's game tonight he lost both his baseball and his jacket ( I had to go back and search for them both). Once we left ball I went to the store for a few things and locked my darn keys in my exploder and that took AMA almost an hour to come rescue me.
It's just been one of those days where nothing went right. Not a single thing. Oddly enough I'm still in a semi- decent mood.
So please, tell me your best joke or something...anything to give me a good chuckle before I call this a night.
Re: Someone tell me a joke... please :)
The Daily Nugget
Cycle 12, IUI #1 - 33m post wash 10/15/10 = BFN
Cycle 13, IUI #2 - 15m post wash 11/16/10 = BFP, missed m/c, D&C 1/3/11
Cycle 15 - 18, IUI #3-6 = BFN
Cycle 20, IUI #7 = BFP!, missed m/c 9/14, D&C
DE-IVF Aug. 2012: ER 8/30 11R, 7M, 4F; ET 9/4 returned 2
Beta 9/18 #1-820, #2-1699, #3-7124
10/1 1st u/s measuring right on track, 125 bpm
Sorry you had a crappy day!
When in doubt, Failbook always delivers.
Baby #2: Surprise BFP 9.19.12, EDD 5.24.13, natural m/c 10.19.13 at 9w
OOOh I actually have a joke. Sorry I wasn't around last night. I usually turn off all forms of communication to the outside world once I leave my desk. 8 straight hours is enough. Anywho.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, clearly angry, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."