April 2010 Weddings
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Dear Boss:
It was nice of you to invite me to the pancake breakfast that you said you and your children would be working at. When I arrived I saw your wife who stated that you were at home probably playing solitaire on the computer. I was informed that is all you do. All day. Every day. No other housework. She did not sound happy. I would really like to think that you actually do work at the office but I highly doubt it since it takes a few days for you to look through mail and sign letters.
Sincerely,
Your office wife
Re: Dear Coworker:
Dear 4PM,
Please get here soon so I can go home.
Sincerely,
Tired of Mondays
Tales From a Kitchen Misfit
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Dear Boss Lady,
Get off Facebook and The Nest and get back to work.
Sincerely, Boss Lady
*I've gotta be involved in this somehow - even if I do work for myself!*
A10 Siggy Challenge: Our Next Vacation Destination: Paris!
This 100%!
oh well THIS couldn't have come at a better time!
Dear Co-worker:
I have to wonder why, when you noted that your client needed a motion filed on MARCH 14th, you would decide not to do it, and then go on vacation, thus requiring the boss lady to get me to do your stupid motion, which has now become a problem since it is time-sensitive. Probably why he asked you to do it two months ago. This in itself is obnoxious, but is particularly egregious because you run around this office telling everyone else what to do, and noting that it is highly unacceptable when they make the tiniest of errors. Well, co-worker, THIS is unacceptable. UNACCEPTABLE.
Xoxo,
Rachel
Dear powers that be who control the climate in our building,
There really is no need to have the heat on in the building when it's 67 degrees outside. Turn it off. 80 degrees is NOT a desirable working condition. And you really needn't turn the A/C on either. It's not THAT hot outside...
Dear coworker/ manager
why did you have to ask me if you could ride with me to this seminar tomorrow? I don't really want to spend 2 hrs in the car chatting, I'd much rather listen to any music I want and sing along as loudly as I want, and feel free to curse at any other travelers when the urge hits me. Thanks for pooping on my party.
And you may want to proofread your notices before you make 100 copies to distribute, to ensure you have full sentences.
kthxbye.
Lisa
April 2010 Siggy Challenge: Next Vacation Destination
Ha, that is so me!!! I was quite disappointed when me and the other auditor both had to go out to a branch office to meet with the security guy. Because either way I couldn't blast my music and sing. And since my co worker drove, I didn't even get to control the radio. :-/
Dear Coworker:
Is it really necessary for you to belch, burp, and hiccup every.single.day? I mean have you looked into something to medicate your obvious gastro-intestinal challenges? Also, you DO realize that you can blow on coffee and that you don't really need to slurp it, don't you? Why oh why must you be so freaking gross? I mean, were you like, raised in the forest? I see nothing resembling manners coming from you.. YUCK!
Sincerely,
The Rest of the Dept
Dear Coworker,
You keep on playing games and not doing your job.... Next time try to order the copier toner... Especial when it's billing time!!!!
Dear Co-Workers and Bosses:
It makes me giggle a bit that you said you would try to not bother me at all on my vacation, yet I have been contacted at least 2 - 3 times per working day so far already. Not a problem, just humorous to me! : )
Dear co-worker:
You are NOT God's gift to this company. Yes, you have been here probably half your life, but you are still not better than anyone else. When the boss asked you to train us, she is not wanting us to take your job, just be able to help out when needed. Also, lose the attitude!!!!!! Yes you have more knowledge about the company than most people here, but you are still one of us. You are equal to us, not better. Just because you are asked to do something, don't scowl/roll your eyes; just do it and be happy you have a job.
Sincerely,
The new girl who is happy to be employed again