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The World According to My Mama

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1. Organic produce is the same as regular. The only reason it costs more is that 'Obama and his liberals' to pocket more money.


2. My child needs juice and formula to get proper nutrition. Breast milk is not good for him.


3. Upon reading articles about the nutrition in breast milk, she proclaimed it was just liberal media hype.


4. If it's not on fox news, it's not true.


5. The amount of water I drink a day is not healthy. Too much water is bad. I need to be drinking juice and soda.


6. It is unhealthy for me to eat fruit after dinner. (says the woman who snacks on chips and cheese all day)


7. Frequent random mentions of the 'Brotherhood' and the Black Panthers and how Glen Beck is 'RIGHT ON' about that. (If anyone can explain that one, PLEASE...help a sister out)


8. My child should be watching AT LEAST 3 hours of TV a day.


9. I am wasting my life by being a SAHM.

10. She wants someone to give her an honorary doctorate for being so smart. She deserves it, but she can't understand why a college hasn't given her one yet.


11. It is totally normal for her to buy clothes/gifts for baby girls when we're out. 'Just in case' while she has yet to buy Landon a single thing. Ever.


12. There should be a happy birthday type song to congratulate mothers. I should have gotten her a present today for giving birth to me. 

13. Big glasses are cool. 

14. That wasn't the real birth certificate. 

15. Sarah Palin and Donald Trump would make a GREAT team and would win back the white house. 

 

...and she just woke up. More later. 

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  • My child needs juice and formula to get proper nutrition. Breast milk is not good for him.

    Awesome.  I guess my child is getting the proper nutrition then.  haha.  He's on formula and apple juice at the moment.  (Per doctors orders people).  

    Too much water will make you float away - you should know that!  I will contact a college today to discuss the possibility of getting her a doctorates - I'm sure by just forwarding this list they will be mega impressed.

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  • I think it's the huge glasses skewing reality

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    7. Frequent random mentions of the 'Brotherhood' and the Black Panthers and how Glen Beck is 'RIGHT ON' about that. (If anyone can explain that one, PLEASE...help a sister out)

    It's sista.
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  • imageKBabySmiles:

    12. There should be a happy birthday type song to congratulate mothers. I should have gotten her a present today for giving birth to me. 

    Show your mom this song:

    http://youtu.be/iZzmm07LoY8

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    imageKBabySmiles:



    7. Frequent random mentions of the 'Brotherhood' and the Black Panthers and how Glen Beck is 'RIGHT ON' about that. (If anyone can explain that one, PLEASE...help a sister out)

    It's sista.

    Holla at a sista!!

     lol...yo mama is awesome!!

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  • I thank you for the great big laugh this morning.  Your mom is winning at life.
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  • Ask your mom where she got her glasses.  Tell her I want a pair just like her.
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  • Words to live by. Indifferent
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  • You should hear the screaming going on in my head. It's pretty epic.
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    You should hear the screaming going on in my head. It's pretty epic.

    Are you screaming in excitement for the wonderment that would be the Palin/Trump 2012 Campaign?

    I know I am. 

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    imageMrsLokiAngel:
    You should hear the screaming going on in my head. It's pretty epic.

    Are you screaming in excitement for the wonderment that would be the Palin/Trump 2012 Campaign?

    I know I am. 

    I'd be glued to SNL every single week. Oh, the hilarity of it all. 

  • Ha ha!!  May we never let your Mama and my "Mimi" (Grandma who still claims to be too young to be a "grandma") alone in a room together.  LOL 
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  • Whoa. I don't like your mom. haha

    But I like you & this made me laugh.

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  • And yet you hide your mom and MIL from me?!?!?  We would all have so much fun together. 

    And I can't wait for the Trump/Palin campaign!

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    And yet you hide your mom and MIL from me?!?!?  We would all have so much fun together. 

    Come on over! Bring cake. and Nick. Thanks. 

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    imagemary811:

    And yet you hide your mom and MIL from me?!?!?  We would all have so much fun together. 

    Come on over! Bring cake. and Nick. Thanks. 

    What are you doing on Saturday?

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  • I just knew this was gonna be good when I opened the post. But I had NO idea...Trump/Palin AND a fake birth certificate? Awesome. Oh the honorary doctorate is a nice touch too.

    EPIC WINNING. BI-WINNING. Fo' sho'.

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  • I'm sorry!! But I thank you for sharing!!!
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