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Pass on the jokes...

What did you hear today that was funny?  Inside joke, real joke, weird comment, a fart that sounded like a questions mark................... anything.
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Re: Pass on the jokes...

  • I have a calendar that farts, so I giggle all day when someone hits the button.

    Here's my joke:

    supposed true Judge Judy comment...

    Judge Judy to prostitute; "So when did you realize you were raped?"

    Prostitute, wiping away her tears; "When the check bounced."

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  • Weird Comment:

    Weirdo: "I was living with my cousin and we were having a sexual relationship".

    Me: "You mean like an extended cousin or a "cousin" who's really a friend of the family?

    Weirdo: "No. Our Mom's are sisters."

    Me:Indifferent (backed away slowly)

    Ick!

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  • At work

    coperson: "they have a homo-ier than others attitude"

    me: "you mean holier than thou"

    coperson: "no I don't think that is is"

     

  • imagePookums:

    At work

    coperson: "they have a homo-ier than others attitude"

    me: "you mean holier than thou"

    coperson: "no I don't think that is is"

     

    can I please come to work with you for "take your friend to work day?"

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    imagePookums:

    At work

    coperson: "they have a homo-ier than others attitude"

    me: "you mean holier than thou"

    coperson: "no I don't think that is is"

     

    can I please come to work with you for "take your friend to work day?"

    LMAO, Dude I am stuck in a office daily with this person not always this funny. I could never put you through that.

  • imagePookums:
    imageBasebalbride:
    imagePookums:

    At work

    coperson: "they have a homo-ier than others attitude"

    me: "you mean holier than thou"

    coperson: "no I don't think that is is"

     

    can I please come to work with you for "take your friend to work day?"

    LMAO, Dude I am stuck in a office daily with this person not always this funny. I could never put you through that.

    I'd rather work with an idiot than a cousin.fvcker.

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  • imageMrsGlitteryHooks:

    I'd rather work with an idiot than a cousin.fvcker.

    Ha! 

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  • imageMrsGlitteryHooks:

    Weird Comment:

    Weirdo: "I was living with my cousin and we were having a sexual relationship".

    Me: "You mean like an extended cousin or a "cousin" who's really a friend of the family?

    Weirdo: "No. Our Mom's are sisters."

    Me:Indifferent (backed away slowly)

    Ick!

    I totally missed this at first.

    Sooo gross.

  • imageMrsGlitteryHooks:

    I'd rather work with an idiot than a cousin.fvcker.

    this, this might have been the funniest thing i have heard today. 

    okay, the funniest thing i can admit to anyway. 


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  • Long story short, CW was telling a story about a stripper, named Bubbles, who was stripping while 7 months pregnant. He also proceeded to demonstrate how dudes with a pregnant fetish would grope her belly while she shook her booty at them. Never seen a man act out a funnier action in my entire life.
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  • The other night, I was at a restaurant w/ my parents, stepbrother, and cousin. My cousin (female) kept touching the puffy pita in the basket and my stepmom made fun of her 'fondling the bread'. It was originally warm & soft pita that got hard as it cooled off. Cousin says, "I just want to touch it to see how fast it gets hard."

    That's what she said....

     

  • imagewhrldtravlr:
    Long story short, CW was telling a story about a stripper, named Bubbles, who was stripping while 7 months pregnant. He also proceeded to demonstrate how dudes with a pregnant fetish would grope her belly while she shook her booty at them. Never seen a man act out a funnier action in my entire life.

    Hmmm I really could use some extra cash.............

  • imagePookums:

    imagewhrldtravlr:
    Long story short, CW was telling a story about a stripper, named Bubbles, who was stripping while 7 months pregnant. He also proceeded to demonstrate how dudes with a pregnant fetish would grope her belly while she shook her booty at them. Never seen a man act out a funnier action in my entire life.

    Hmmm I really could use some extra cash.............

    LOL... the first thought I had when he was telling this story was, "I bet she could afford one SWEET stroller". 

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