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What did you hear today that was funny? Inside joke, real joke, weird comment, a fart that sounded like a questions mark................... anything.
Re: Pass on the jokes...
I have a calendar that farts, so I giggle all day when someone hits the button.
Here's my joke:
supposed true Judge Judy comment...
Judge Judy to prostitute; "So when did you realize you were raped?"
Prostitute, wiping away her tears; "When the check bounced."
Weird Comment:
Weirdo: "I was living with my cousin and we were having a sexual relationship".
Me: "You mean like an extended cousin or a "cousin" who's really a friend of the family?
Weirdo: "No. Our Mom's are sisters."
Me:
(backed away slowly)
At work
coperson: "they have a homo-ier than others attitude"
me: "you mean holier than thou"
coperson: "no I don't think that is is"
can I please come to work with you for "take your friend to work day?"
LMAO, Dude I am stuck in a office daily with this person not always this funny. I could never put you through that.
I'd rather work with an idiot than a cousin.fvcker.
Ha!
I totally missed this at first.
Sooo gross.
this, this might have been the funniest thing i have heard today.
okay, the funniest thing i can admit to anyway.
The other night, I was at a restaurant w/ my parents, stepbrother, and cousin. My cousin (female) kept touching the puffy pita in the basket and my stepmom made fun of her 'fondling the bread'. It was originally warm & soft pita that got hard as it cooled off. Cousin says, "I just want to touch it to see how fast it gets hard."
That's what she said....
Hmmm I really could use some extra cash.............
LOL... the first thought I had when he was telling this story was, "I bet she could afford one SWEET stroller".