September 2009 Weddings
Dear Community,

Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.

If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.

Thank you.

Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.

Who wants to hear a joke?

Robin read this to me out of Maxim last night. Hilarious! I'm paraphrasing, so hopefully I don't f this up.

A man and his wife are driving down the road, fighting about his infidelity, when the woman reaches over and cuts off the man's penis. The penis flies through the air and hits another car's windshield. A 6-year old girl in the car says "Daddy, what was that?" Her dad say" Uhhh, nothing sweetie, just a bug." The girl thinks for a minute then finally exclaims, "Wow, it sure does have a big d!ck."

 

Re: Who wants to hear a joke?

  • *snort*
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  • Hmm

    I just wanted to use that emoticon.

    We should have a joke of the day post though.  Sometimes I need to hear a dumb joke to start my morning off right.

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  • imagetarmar81:

    We should have a joke of the day post though.  Sometimes I need to hear a dumb joke to start my morning off right.

    Yes 

  • imagetarmar81:

    We should have a joke of the day post though.  Sometimes I need to hear a dumb joke to start my morning off right.

    Haha, love it!

    Ditto Tara's idea.

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