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Ok ladies, lets have them. Here is mine. Remember when puncuation and correct usage of there, their & they're were more than just a luxury? (Don't even get me started on no -vs- know.)

So there starting kasey anthony trail tomorrow and there starting off w why she didnt report her daughter missing until 31 days really all i no is that if my son was missing for 5 min i would be flipping out and looking for him really 31 days come on and she says she is not guilty
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  • I can't even comprehend WTF she's trying to say.
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  • Viagra linked to hearing loss. Hold on, I can have as much sex as I want and NOT have to hear my wife complain afterward? Best drug ever!
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  • i know most of you won't agree with what i did... but i don't care. i have wanted this for so long, and now it is mine. ?

    haters gon' hate!

    (from cousin who shaved the sides of her head)  

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  • Ooh I don't have a status (right now anyway. I'm sure I can find a gem if I look), BUT I did get a Facebook wedding invite yesterday! Oh yes. My mom got an actual invite a month ago.
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  • I actually have a couple today, but I can't c/p from my phone. Dangit!
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  • "The world didn't end and I have a tan. They call that a paradox. (: "

    "Some please define to me what true friendship is because ive been searching all my life for it..."
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    Ok ladies, lets have them. Here is mine. Remember when puncuation and correct usuage of there, their & they're were more than just a luxury? (Don't even get me started on no -vs- know.)

    So there starting kasey anthony trail tomorrow and there starting off w why she didnt report her daughter missing until 31 days really all i no is that if my son was missing for 5 min i would be flipping out and looking for him really 31 days come on and she says she is not guilty

    And now she has "liked" her own status.

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    imageclseale13:
    Ok ladies, lets have them. Here is mine. Remember when puncuation and correct usuage of there, their & they're were more than just a luxury? (Don't even get me started on no -vs- know.)

    So there starting kasey anthony trail tomorrow and there starting off w why she didnt report her daughter missing until 31 days really all i no is that if my son was missing for 5 min i would be flipping out and looking for him really 31 days come on and she says she is not guilty

    And now she has "liked" her own status.

    This is such a FB pet peeve of mine!

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  • Mine is a person I grew up with. He was a grade ahead of me, I think, so I didn't know him TOO well, but he was kind of a nerd and got beat up a lot.

    Enter adulthood. and overcompensation. Oh, and drug dealing. And rapping, and being a "beat man".

    "They sayin 3000 back,3000 back.I said am wilder then a white dude smoking crack.I go crazy like a terrorist in Irac.u mad cuz I white an rap an ur plan whack.........[production company] life."

    So someone calls him on the fact that it's IRAQ. He says "no sh*t; I'm different' I'm from [hood town we grew up in]." .................

     ..... My life could have been SO AWESOME if I stuck around.

     

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    Mine is a person I grew up with. He was a grade ahead of me, I think, so I didn't know him TOO well, but he was kind of a nerd and got beat up a lot.

    Enter adulthood. and overcompensation. Oh, and drug dealing. And rapping, and being a "beat man".

    "They sayin 3000 back,3000 back.I said am wilder then a white dude smoking crack.I go crazy like a terrorist in Irac.u mad cuz I white an rap an ur plan whack.........[production company] life."

    So someone calls him on the fact that it's IRAQ. He says "no sh*t; I'm different' I'm from [hood town we grew up in]." .................

     ..... My life could have been SO AWESOME if I stuck around.

     

    O.M.G.
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  • DH's cousin who is 26 and lives with DH's Granny and Pop with his 6 yr old.

    "*** really bout to sale the cadillac an get a mustang or a honda"

    From what I know the Cadillac is in Pops name and he is the one that makes the payments because cousin never gives them money.

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  • I think I've already hidden the worst offenders.

    You know how a lot of people say not to post when you will be out of town, for safety reasons? Well I have a friend who is in Japan and she is posting everything she's doing - seriously updating like 10-12 times a day. OK, whatever, but if her house gets broken into let's hope they don't break down the door or windows because that is my house that she is renting! 

    ETA: not an actual status, just my thoughts. just in case you were confused :) 

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    Mine is a person I grew up with. He was a grade ahead of me, I think, so I didn't know him TOO well, but he was kind of a nerd and got beat up a lot.

    Enter adulthood. and overcompensation. Oh, and drug dealing. And rapping, and being a "beat man".

    "They sayin 3000 back,3000 back.I said am wilder then a white dude smoking crack.I go crazy like a terrorist in Irac.u mad cuz I white an rap an ur plan whack.........[production company] life."

    So someone calls him on the fact that it's IRAQ. He says "no sh*t; I'm different' I'm from [hood town we grew up in]." .................

     ..... My life could have been SO AWESOME if I stuck around.

     

    O.M.G.

    Indifferent Jhap FTW!

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    Mine is a person I grew up with. He was a grade ahead of me, I think, so I didn't know him TOO well, but he was kind of a nerd and got beat up a lot.

    Enter adulthood. and overcompensation. Oh, and drug dealing. And rapping, and being a "beat man".

    "They sayin 3000 back,3000 back.I said am wilder then a white dude smoking crack.I go crazy like a terrorist in Irac.u mad cuz I white an rap an ur plan whack.........[production company] life."

    So someone calls him on the fact that it's IRAQ. He says "no sh*t; I'm different' I'm from [hood town we grew up in]." .................

     ..... My life could have been SO AWESOME if I stuck around.

     

    SMH. I can't get over that part. What a waste of space.

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    Mine is a person I grew up with. He was a grade ahead of me, I think, so I didn't know him TOO well, but he was kind of a nerd and got beat up a lot.

    Enter adulthood. and overcompensation. Oh, and drug dealing. And rapping, and being a "beat man".

    "They sayin 3000 back,3000 back.I said am wilder then a white dude smoking crack.I go crazy like a terrorist in Irac.u mad cuz I white an rap an ur plan whack.........[production company] life."

    So someone calls him on the fact that it's IRAQ. He says "no sh*t; I'm different' I'm from [hood town we grew up in]." .................

     ..... My life could have been SO AWESOME if I stuck around.

     

    Wow. Just wow. 

     I didn't have any good ones today. 

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  • Not in the same exact vein as the others, but I thought this one was funny:

    "I can't help but think that if Facebook and Twitter can overthrow foreign governments that I might be using them the wrong way."

  • Jhaps, yours made me snort.

    Min eisn't so much a status as the fact that an old friend (who is due around the same time I am) just made a facebook page for her unborn child.

    His name is Taliesen. 

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