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Resume FAIL....[*** MY RULES FOR CONTACT***]
I was reviewing resumes on a job board and came across this GEM....this was a summary notes attached to a guys resume...no joke!
[*** MY RULES FOR CONTACT***] :
* 1) EMAIL EVERYTHING TO ME FIRST - I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT, I WANT TO READ IT
* 2) TALK IS CHEAP - I WANT EVERYTHING IN WRITING FOR LEGAL PURPOSES - IF YOU CAN'T WRITE IT DOWN, IT ISN'T WORTH HEARING
* 3) NOT INTERESTED IN TALKING TO ANYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT
* 4) DO NOT : ASK ME HOW I AM FEELING, OR HARASS ME, OR WASTE MY TIME
* 5) I HANG UP ON PEOPLE I CAN'T UNDERSTAND
* 6) ANALYZE MY RESUME TO ESTABLISH A MATCH TO THE JOB REQUIREMENT
* 7) NO SAME-DAY INTERVIEWS
* 8) NO INTERVIEWERS WITH HEAVY FOREIGN ACCENTS - I CAN'T UNDERSTAND THEM
* 9) DO NOT ASK ME FOR MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER OR BIRTHDATE
*** THERE'S A NEW STORY EVERYDAY OF RECRUITER ABUSES ***
and no I did NOT call him for the job I was hiring for
Re: Resume FAIL....[*** MY RULES FOR CONTACT***]
OMG. I would want to call him just to see if he's as ridiculous as his resume "notes". Then I would ask if he wants to come in for an interview later that day.
71 workouts completed in 2012
No joke with that statement - wow. That's special.
And ask him how he's doing. While using your heaviest foreign accent.
Hmmm, maybe he's on unemployment and complying with the job application requirement, but doesn't really want a job, so he's sending out this letter.
This guy sounds like a real peach- I want to hire him right now, lol.