October 2010 Weddings
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Re: Open Letters
Dear Job,
Thanks for cutting my hours again. Appreciate it.
SIncerely,
your very underemployed nanny
Dear Self,
Start sending out more resumes. I know you are sick of it and it sucks that you haven't been able to put your degree to any good use lately, but suck it up and keep looking.
Dear DH,
I love you and I am so glad you have a good job that pays well enough that it doesn't really matter if I work. You have been so sweet lately and have done an amazing job putting up with my job rants.
Love,
your appreciative wife
Dear Doctor's office,
call me back!
Your Impatient PatientDear annoying overpaid presenter at work tomorrow,
No one really cares what you have to say, we are all sincerely hoping your job was cut with the governor's grants because we're paying you far too much. You are retired live off your pension of go annoy someone who didn't already employ you for 30+ years.
Sincerely,
ready for inservice to end!
I totally empathize!!! I loathe inservice days. People outside education ask me what we do on those days and my response is always something along the lines of, "Think about scratching my eyes out because it would be more interesting." Pure torture, I guess it is the price we pay for summers off.
Here are my open letters
Dear Nephew
I had a blast babysitting you this week! It's usually me, you, and your sister (who I love dearly), but it was nice to have some time alone with you for once! You make me smile!
Love,
Your aunt who loves you more than you will ever know
Dear Heat Wave
Go away! I only have a few weeks to get stuff done in the yard this summer, you are cutting them even shorter.
Sincerely, sweaty
Dear Forest Fires-
Please put yourselves out. You are endangering my family and friends. You are also not helping my allergies- and it is driving me nuts.
If you need me to beat up punk s$$ people who leave unattended campfires and unattended teenagers- please let me know. I know alot of people.
Thanks,
Annoyed and Can't breathe.
Dear Work BFF-
You are seriously amazing. I love you so much! You always know what to say and are always there for me! I am glad we have shared so many life experiences most people take years to experience in a matter of months. Even though some of them weren't that great- going through them with you has made it easier.
Congrats on your daughters graduation! You have raised her to be beautiful, respectful and amazing. She is ready to soar!
Love,
Work Bestie
Dear Husband-
Please stop being a terror. If you won't talk to me- how am I supposed to know something is wrong. If you make fun of me when I try to talk- how do you expect me to come to you.
Lets make a dinner date- we can talk about our lives and sort things out. We can make it through this- if you just try. I can't do it alone- and I won't.
-Your Stressed Out Wife
Dear Furbaby-
Thank you for being a good boy when I gave you a bath. You even shook in the tub and not all over the house. I love you/
Momma
oh I forgot one!
Dear Boss-
Stop being a Diva- you are stressing me out. I know I was behind last week- but I didn't have the hours to get it all done. If you just had some faith in me you would realize that it would be done. Seeing as it is all caught up and now I'm ahead for next week.
Also please do not b!tch at me about my time management skills when you are the reason I am not getting anything done because we have "quick floor walks" that last 2-3 hours a day. The idea of quick is only a few minutes.
Also thanks for finally being nice to me today- too bad it had to take bad news for you to realize I am taking on more than I can handle- but doing it to make you look better to the new district manager.
Grow up.
Smiles-
Disgruntled Employee
I couldnt have written this better if i tried......so....cc/friendbosses on this one
with a PS: So much for adding more work cause we were getting "slow" HAHAHAHA
Getting fit for IVF!
Dear heat and humidity,
Please go away.
Your sweaty friend
Dear new niece or nephew,
I can't wait to hear all about you...just a couple more weeks until you're here!
Love Auntie
Dear DH,
I know you love teaching military courses, but I'm really sick or being a single fur-baby mom and having to look after everything myself.
Your lonely wife
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TTC Since January 2011 - We have bad spermDear DH,
When you message me that you are on your way home, please actually be on your way home (or call or message me that you got hung up). It makes me worry when it takes you so long to get home plus it messes up the schedule in my head. You do this ALL the time, please stop!
Your annoyed wife
Dear yard,
I just mowed you last week, how can you be so long already? Stop growing so fast, or learn to cut yourself.
Too exhausted to mow
Trip to Prague & bring home furbaby when we get back
~ Karen ~
**Wedding/House/Travel Bio **
Ugh, I don't know why it always double posts
Dear Mom,
Please ask me about my life once in a while. I haven't even gotten a 'how are you?' the last several times we talk. Life isn't just about you, ya know.
From,
It doesn't matter bc I'm not you
Dear Jason,
Be a better husband.
From,
I need a break
Dear Bruce,
Thanks for being so sweet and snuggly all the time. I prefer snuggling with you and hearing you purr over his snores any day.
Love,
Your Mommy
Mine doesn't seem to get this either!
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TTC Since January 2011 - We have bad spermMine doesn't seem to get this either!
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TTC Since January 2011 - We have bad spermI was ready to beat my head off a wall...we always end on a high note though, we have a group of mostly retired teacher called "The Boys" who come and sing for us...they did Margaritaville and one called "I wish to be single again" for the many teacher getting married this summer including one of the group...I always sit with an old friend from high school but unfortunately this was probably the last one I can do that as he was furloughed.