September 2009 Weddings
Stand up for something you believe in.
Dear Community,
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
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Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Dear
Bloomingdales.com-
It makes no sense that your inventory is in no way linked to any of your in store locations. It is super annoying to have to call you, call a store, and call you back and arrange all shipping myself for a defective item. This is not what I need today.
Angry Birds,
I'm going to need for you to come out with copious numbers of related games. I beat 26 levels in 3 hours last night on the iPad, so I feel like the 60 levels you gave me are soon not going to be enough.
Cardinals,
I'm going to need for you to pull this game out tonight. Nothing puts me in a worse mood than spending lots of money to get tickets to the few games you're in my city per year then watching you lose. Get it together.
Stand up for something you believe in.
Re: Dear
Body:
Really? You allow me to wake up to an awfully sore & swollen throat & pounding headache the day of the SCF game 7 ?!?!? How am I supposed to go in the city to watch the game/celebrate when I feel like crap? Is this your way of telling me I should stay home for my own safety?
Boss:
Thank you for secluding yourself in your office all week. I really have not felt like doing much work and with feeling crappy today, I think that trend will continue.
Dogs:
Thank you for being good and letting me sleep (or at least attempt to) this week.
Dx: Hashimoto's Hypothyroidism After 2 years TTC & failed IUs,we have our IVF baby born 9/24/11
LO#2 aka 'Miracle Baby' Orig. EDD= 9/28 EDD moved to 10/3/13
"Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all." -- Dale Carnegie
"Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time." --Thomas A. Edison
Sister: I'm really sad that you didn't invite me to Nephew #2's end-of-kindergarten presentation. I always go to every school event that the boys have and I would have really liked to have been there.
Husband: Quit nagging me.
Self: Cheer up.
MIL -
I don't know how many times we have to have this conversation, but I don't give a flying fvck about SIL's wedding. I am beyond swamped at work and still trying to find an education job for this fall - what part of that don't you understand?! You've called me 9 times in the past 4 days and if that wasn't enough, the 3:45am e-mail of "helpful reminders" (read: stupid shitt) for the bridesmaids b/c you were "too excited to sleep" was really fvcking irritating. I think you keep forgetting that this is your daughter's wedding and NOT yours. You have made this situation WAY more difficult on yourself and everyone else than it needs to be and you can complain how overwhelmed/busy you are but no one feels sorry for you. I'm pretty sure I'm going to punch you on Saturday b/c you're going to be soo irritating and CB and I have already decided that we will NOT be seeing you much this summer. Can't wait!
SIL's wedding -
You shouldn't be happening and from day one you have been nothing but a PITA. I am absolutely dreading you. I'm irritated that people are making SUCH a huge deal over you vs. no big deal over ours when the only reason you are happening is b/c SIL was jealous of our wedding and wanted to be the center of attention/have a pretty princess day. I guess the only positive about you is that SIL copied EVERY SINGLE detail of our wedding, so it'll be like we're going to our own wedding again, only with shittier food and less responsibilities.
MOH speech -
Write yourself and give yourself. I'm over you.
Current Job -
You're sucking my soul. I can't wait until I can quit you.
Interview Friday -
I'm going rock your socks off. Please hire me, OK?
Errands/Chores/Misc. Stuff I Need To Do -
Do yourself. F-off.
House - clean yourself.
Husband - STFU about your truck.
Baby - stop making everything hurt. Getting out of bed makes me look like a beetle on it's back, so doing it 20x a night is getting real old. (Oh, and can't wait for you to come!)
HUGE ditto!
Dear H -
Thanks for putting up with me and my bad attitude this past week. I promise I'm trying to make things better.
Dear Weekend -
get here soon, ok? I'm beginning to question my abilities to make it through the rest fo the week.
Dear refrigerator,
Dear refrigerator repair man,
Dear company #2,
Dear best friend,
dear remaining MC contestants -
I need you to rock from here on out. Crappy people who can't peel apples on the show make me very angry. (see above thread) I need you to be awesome and make me realize that you are better than me. If I keep seeing people that suck and have NO business on this show, then I'm going to get more and more increasinly violent at the television. I have a few favorites already picked out. Keep going, because I think you are really good.
signed,
Yep, still bitter
dear employers:
clean up your mess. i'm not a maid nor do you pay me enough to be one. i'm sick of cleaning up your dishes from the night before, putting your stuff in the dishwasher because you cant open the damn thing and put a plate in it, and taking out your garbage. I've had it.
husband... can we just relax tonight? is that too much to ask. We havent rested in months and Charlotte is in a good mood.... lets just play with her and enjoy dinner tonight.
nail tech- you are a friend and I usually trust you but allowing you to put pink under my french shellac isnt making me happy. I swear I am going to come in and get them redone if I cant get over it...
milk supply - please stay up... I dont want to pay for formula and would love to continue to give Charlotte mommy milk.
Husband - I give up. I've have searched numerous times for jobs for you in Oregon, including one at a freakin brewery...one that I know is hiring because they just had a job fair...one that you are pretty much a shoe in...and you still won't send in your resume. So fine, you find a job on your own, and in the meantime, don't complain about your crappy job. And also, enjoy your nap...even though I've been up since 6:30, and working today, and watching Phoenix, and you picked a dinner that you don't know how to cook so I have to...maybe you can get enough sleep for both of us.
Smell in my office - where the fluck are you coming from?? Seriously. You're strongest by the door but there is literally nothing at the door that could emit such an odor.
*hugs*
updated 10.03.12