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Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Another Gem of a Poop Story for You!
I updated my blog with what I think is a funny poop story. (Link in siggy)
Sorry in advance if this truly repulses some of you gals. I'm just trying to liven it up a little today!
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Re: Another Gem of a Poop Story for You!
haha! We don't have a recurring problem with anyone who works here, but with so many people going through our building on a daily basis, there are bound to be some accidents. I was in the bathroom once, and as I was walking over to the sink, I could just smell that something was awry. Sure enough, I look behind me, and see an old woman leaving a stall, and a minute later notice a deuce sitting on the floor. Poor lady probably just didn't make it in time.
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When I was a lifeguard in HS/college, there was a huge accident in the boys locker room. Some kid (presumably) had literally smeared crap all over the walls, floor, and toilet of a stall. <shudders> Who does that?!
P.S. YGPM in a minute.
Oh for heavens sake. Poor old broad. You shouldn't have looked!
hahaha! That is gross!
I have a similar story to share. When I worked at Jenny Craig, we had a really old, cranky client. It didn't matter how nice we were, she'd literally snarl at us. Shortly before we were about to close on a Saturday afternoon, she came in. We were all in our offices with clients when I saw her walk to the bathroom in the back and I saw her hurry out.
I noticed a poopy odor from the bathroom, and knew it was from her. I didn't think much of it as we were trying to close and enjoy the rest of our weekend. We were closed on Sunday. On Monday, I opened the bathroom door to see paper towel covering something next to the toilet. (it still smelled) I thought maybe she left her dirty Depends on the floor. Nope. It was poop. We called the cleaning company. Someone came out, looked at it and refused to clean it up. So....the poop stayed there until Tuesday. My manager called the cleaning company again, and finally got someone out. It took the poor guy 4 hours to clean it because he kept having to go outside for air. lol
We think she did it on purpose. It was a clean shot between the toilet and the wall. There's no way it was an accident. We came to this conclusion because we couldn't understand how she could miss the toilet entirely by accident. She was an old, nasty b!tch, but was physically & mentally capable. lol
We never called her out but whenever she showed up we put an OUT OF ORDER sign on the bathroom.
Hilarious!
I cannot even fathom the odor of a 4 day old turd that's been out of water.
omg, this is both disgusting and HILARIOUS at the same time!
Yea, we kept pouring bleach down the drain. The poo lifted part of the tile. lol
It took a lot for us to refrain from laughing when she came in. Thankfully, it wasn't very often.
Apparently the men in our building have been dealing with a "mad defacator" for years. I guess every now and then there will be poop smeared all over the seat and whatnot...quite disgusting.
And in the womens bathroom, on more than one occasion, we have found turds on the floor. I just don't understand how this happens.
Another good one, DH was at Meijer in the pharmacy area, waiting for a prescription. He noticed a woman bending down, looking at something, whatever. He did mention she was a hot mess and had some pretty crazy hair. Anywho, he gets his prescription and notices something on the floor where the woman was standing. He didn't get close enough to see what it was, and just went on his way. He said there was a trail of turds on the floor, like they were dropping out of this woman's pants. He then saw a cleaning crew working on the situation and noticed some gagging and dry heaving lol.
Oh my lord. I understand that folks can have digestive/gastro/intestinal issues or be on meds that make you crap or nearly crap yourself -but I won't understand a leisurely stroll through meijer as you sprinkle turds through the store.
These stories are cracking me up.
I think me and MrsB work at the same place...
My gross story is a lady left her dirty tampon on the floor of our bathroom. I felt bad for the cleaning crew that had to clean that up, but at least they have gloves.
This post keeps getting funnier!
The story I have to share is that several years ago I worked in a retail clothing store. We had a larger sized woman come in and request to try on several items that were clearly not her size (by a long shot!). However, to be professional, there was no way we could prevent her from trying them on. She went back into the dressing rooms where some grunting could be heard from time to time but things quieted down. She eventually left- empty handed of course. However, shortly after, customers started coming out of the dressing rooms complaining about the smell. No need to state the obvious but I guess she was so mad that the items were not her size that she '$hit on da flo'. lol
LOL. "Who_Shitted on da flo?"
I used to work (counsel) a kid that did this. It was disgusting as all HELL but so sad too. Fortunately I was pregnant at the time, so I was not allowed to deal with his outbursts often- for safety reasons (he was also very violent towards some, but would always ask me to leave so he could 'hurt someone')
Getting back to it- my diet and exercise blog
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Did he find fingerpaints undesirable?
We actually started letting him fingerpaint his room and he stopped smearing feces- as much. But we had to make sure he had crazy amounts of paint at all times. He would roll in it. Poor kid had a lot of issues.
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