Seriously, the most entertainment I've gotten out of the internet in a long time. I was laughing so hard I had tears running down my face and Mia, who'd been in bed for an hour, was yelling down the hallway "Mommy? What's so funny?!"
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Re: This is freakin' hysterical
OMG... DH and I are DYING over the chicken entry!!! It takes a lot to really get my DH laughing, and that did it. The picture of the chicken at her door (and the "knock knock motherf****r" caption) completely pushed us over the edge.
ETA - it's a few minutes later and DH is back to playing his NHL game on Xbox, but he's still periodically laughing and muttering the caption to himself again... this may be even funnier to see.
... every single day of forever.
OMG, dying!!! I needed that, thank you! lol.
eta: edited for clarity...i shouldn't nest half asleep, lol.
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Figures that these are blocked at work.
LOL a friend sent me the chicken entry earlier - absolutely freaking hysterical!!
"at least its not towels."
LMAO @ Then I yelled through his door, ?It?s an anniversary gift for you, [a hole]. Two whole weeks early. 15 YEARS IS BIG METAL CHICKENS.?
Also I love that her cat's name is Ferris Mewler. That is too cute!
Thanks for sharing, FIA. Gave me a much needed chuckle!
I saw that posted on D&R yesterday and I was laughing so hard at my desk I was crying, my co-workers must have thought I lost it!
I was reading through her blog and thinking, how have I not come across this sooner!
I was dying last night! I made DH read them and while he chuckled, he wasn't nearly as amused as I was. He has no sense of humor
I'm going to randomly text people with "15 YEARS IS BIG METAL CHICKENS" throughout the day today.
I need her to be my new best friend!! That is awesome! I'm sitting here at work laughing and people are walking by my office and think I'm crazy.
Thanks for sharing!!
LOL
Yep, still laughing over it today... I looked at DH this morning and said, "knock knock motherf****r" and he doubled over in laughter.
Also loved the "Jenny from the Future" post and the one about the email from Scientific American magazine.
... every single day of forever.
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A friend posted the metal chicken entry up on FB and wrote something like who knew a metalcock was so funny?
I read it aloud to DH in the car and we were both dying.
My friend K told T and I that she wants a metal chicken and expects us to get it for her. T pointed out that we haven't been friends for 15 years, which left us wondering what 7 years is. So far we've suggested metal pigs, metal giraffes, metal hippos and metal aardvarks.
We have friends w/ a flying metal pig in their yard. No lie. It's made from an empty propane tank...
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&authuser=0&q=pig+made+from+propane+tank&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=1382l10222l0l29l21l0l1l1l0l1074l4370l1.12.5.1.7-1l20&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&biw=1600&bih=775&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi