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Re: Just when you thought it was safe to go into the interwebz

  • Um yea. Fish freak me out. This is very strange.
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  • First, I was like Confused. And then, I was like, Indifferent. And then, I busted out laughing at my desk. I'm still not quite sure what to say about that.
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  • Uhhhhhhhhhhh........ :/
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  • Wth? The fish will guide her? Sorry, but she's on crack.
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    Um yea. Fish freak me out. This is very strange.

    Yay I'm not the only one Big Smile  I they freak me out too, and the sad part is I love to swim and snorkle, but if they get too close it freaks me out.

  • How long does the baby stay under water?

    Well, I plan to let the koi guide him up to me. But Shane will be standing by with a net, just in case.

    Thank God she has a net "just in case."

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  • Fish do not freak me out. However, freaks freak me out. This woman is insane. I can guarantee her the fish don't give a flying fukc about guiding her or her baby through or to anything. They will swim. And they will likely avoid hee unless they think she's got food. And I wonder if she consulted with a veterinarian. I'd want to know if the chemicals she's talking about are safe for the fish, and also the increased temperature from her "we have a heater."
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    Fish do not freak me out. However, freaks freak me out. This woman is insane. I can guarantee her the fish don't give a flying fukc about guiding her or her baby through or to anything. They will swim. And they will likely avoid hee unless they think she's got food. And I wonder if she consulted with a veterinarian. I'd want to know if the chemicals she's talking about are safe for the fish, and also the increased temperature from her "we have a heater."

     Amen. And agreed.

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  • I'm speechless......
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  • Surely it's tongue-in-cheek, right? 
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  • oh dear God, is she serious ? 
  • She's kidding. There are a ton of sites like this. I swear they try and outdo each other on insaneness. They are so awesome!

    You can tell the real ones because they really start justifying everything and slapping up as much "medical proof" as they possibly can. 

  • The comments are what get me. Particularly this one:

    Anonymous said:

    Haters gonna hate, right? Sometimes, just sometimes, as a woman, as a mama, we KNOW what we need to help us and our babes along the mystic spiral of life and death. My first baby came earthside in a truly soul-less hospital, into latex gloved hands under all these lights and with machines beeping everywhere. For baby #2 I just KNEW I needed to be outside so in the end, listening to my inner wisdom, I chose to birth out in the woods. It was a beautiful, soul-satisfying outdoor unassisted labour and birth - with a fox barking under a full moon and an owl flying past. I left my placenta as a gift to mother earth who had nurtured us, and my son is still such a wood lover and a fox is definitely his totem animal. I am due with Baby 3 in November and am strongly sensing this child wants to come to us in the ocean. It will be cold but at this time of year the mama seals give birth on our beach so I am sensing Baby has a soul connection to these beautiful creatures and wants to be united with them in birth. YOur baby will have such a great connection to your beautiful koi! I love that my son and baby 3 have their powerful spirit guide animals - DD#1 just has this obsession with doctors and hospitals and is a hypochondriac due to her birth experience. Blessings to you mama! Love in Mother Earth, Willow

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  • hunny- that was my favorite, too!!! I LOVE reading comments on stuff like this...they're so entertaining!
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  • I didn't think to read the comments, that one is funny though.
  • Some of those comments are better than the original post!

    I forwarded this to my sister, who forwarded it to her boss (you'll remember they're veterinarians).  The boss was totally freaked out, my sister thought it was the funniest thing ever (though hopes it was a joke because it'd be wrong on SO many levels).

  • I just read all the comments and I'm sitting at my desk trying not to break down laughing so the rest of the office will hear me, I'm actually in tears from laughing so hard.
  • You all wanna have your kids in the forest with the wolves now, though, right?  Or licked clean by huskies?
  • Thank goodness she left the placenta and didn't bring it home to make a pizza out of it or something! LOL
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