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Love 9.3.03
Marriage 12.1.07
Baby Carriage 8.3.11
Re: WTF Wednesday!
Last night I watched my neighbor's wife (Crazy Paul in the jorts, for those at Book Club) hide behind the compost bin outside my fence and PICK MY TOMATOES THROUGH THE FENCE!!! She had them sitting nestled in her shirt. Naturally, I opened the door and the dogs sprinted over and started barking at her. She hid the tomatoes and made it look like she was weeding the yard near our fence, then slowly turned around and went back into her yard. WTF?!?! We have billions of tomatoes, clearly, if you want some, ASK! I'll be glad to have you come over and pick a bucketful, but don't be all shady and steal them.
FTR, these people are BSC, like, so so so crazy. It's not worth talking to them about it, we pretend like they don't exist for the most part... but DH was livid, I haven't seen him that mad in a long time.
WHAT?! Oh my gosh, I can't believe she did that. What a crazy.
My WTF is on myself today. Friday night, I had dinner out with DH, my mom and her gf. We went to their house after dinner to hang out. I had been there maybe half an hour and realized my shirt had been on backwards all night! Today, I came to work in a tank top and left my cardigan at home, so I'm not in dress code AND I'm cold. WTF brain?
Also, WTF is why is it so hard for people to RSVP to events?
The only thing that surprises me about these statements is that you're cold. I'm already like my own little nuclear reactor.
WTF, MIL. She has been driving me crazy ever since I got pregnant. Thank god she lives in NC. On Saturday she calls DH while we are out running errands and says to call back once we get home so she can talk to him about bottles. Not even an hour and half later she texts him to see if we are home and remind him to call her. Seriously we do not need bottles today or even immediatley after she is born.
Sorry your neighbor is crazy Ashlee. I would be livid too!
Ashlee, your neighbor is nuts. That's crazy.
So my friend invited me out to a girl's night last night, but I told her I'd have to pass because it was DH's birthday.
She just sent me this text: "you missed an awesome fantabulous girls night last night"
WTF?
ETA: I'm an ***. She was being sarcastic.
How is it that my BABY is going to be 3?
BFP-2/25/11; 8 Wk U/S-3/25/11-No HB, measured 6.5 wks; D&C
Ashlee's neighbor story made me laugh, sorry!
WTF to my co-worker who was having a bad day and took it out on me, not cool.
Ditto. I just went and bought 3 pieces of fruit, so my snacking is on decent stuff.
Good for you. I just suffered until 11 and now I'm eating a turkey sandwich. Oh...and some BBQ potato chips...
Sikes, when I worked in the office, one morning I walked into work and realized I had my watermelon pink and green croc flops on that I wear around the house. I forgot to change into my work shoes. Office attire and croc flops was not a good combo, I hid in my office all day.
My WTF is for Salty. I do everything right by this freaking dog and he is still BSC. I mean, Prozac doesn't seem to be helping at all. Yesterday he pulled the blanket through the crate holes so tight that his gums bled on the side of the crate. WTF!!!
WTF, Crazy. You make a big stinking deal about seeing M before we leave town and offer to watch him while I work and finish packing, then when I call to confirm this morning, saying how much I have to do, you say, "So you have two college graduates over there and you're calling in a babysitter?" And all your friends wonder why I never ask you to watch him for a couple of hours. Because of that. You offered. Now you're here and acting like I need to entertain you too. Apparently I won't be getting that work done.
Also, WTF, family. I realize I make it seem like I can do everything without help, but I do have a full-time job. Not a 'quarterly' job like you tell people, Crazy, and not a 'project driven job' like you say, SMIL. IT'S A FULL TIME JOB. I do have to do it sometime. I can't be visiting all day and hanging out and getting ice cream and chatting on the damn phone for 2 hours. Please don't make it harder for me to get anything done, since you're obviously not interested in helping.
I feel bad even saying mine, but...
WTF rain, I know how badly we need you but I've finally gotten myself motivated with this whole working out thing and since I'm not a gym member it means I have to work out in the great outdoors. Next time please hold off until I'm finished.
Ashlee, that's crazy!!!
I don't have any WTFs today, but yours reminded me of something --- When I was maybe 10ish, I got home from school and went to let the dog out in the back yard... and found the ancient lady from the next block in the (fenced..!) yard, with her equally-ancient basset hound, picking my dad's strawberries.
How is it that my BABY is going to be 3?
BFP-2/25/11; 8 Wk U/S-3/25/11-No HB, measured 6.5 wks; D&C