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WTF Wednesday
WTF did we decide to all bring treats for my boss' birthday? There are three pans of cake and bars and at least two more coming this morning. This is what we decided to do as a group. Really? We couldn't have chosen breakfast or snacks?
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Re: WTF Wednesday
WTF can't I be in melissa's office today....
but seriously, WhyTF is my car AC not working after replacing the compressor and other crap 1 month ago?!
Melissa - send some of those my way, kthx.
WTF is up with the hot temperatures? I'm so over this. It's been awhile since we've had this many 100+ days at this point in the summer months, and I want it to go away.
WTF is up with "planking"? It's stupid. I just don't get the "trends" these days.
WhyTF am I so freaking tired after I get off work? I hit a mental wall at about 7:30, and I can't get anything done - I just want to sleep. I need to figure it out.
I was thinking that too.
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I'm having a baby in 10 days, WTF???
I've spent so much money on crap food this pregnancy, my body is going to go in shock when I reign in my eating habits....ohhhhhh dunkin donuts this morning, WTF was I thinking, so self control.
Doodle's poop smells like an old lady perm at the beauty parlor, WTF
WTF to the coworker that keeps telling me that my child isn't meeting developmental deadlines, since he doesn't have teeth and doesn't say at least 5 words. Um, I think he is just fine. I am going to start making stuff up. Next time she asks, I think I am going to tell her he's working on his math skills and his Spanish.
Same coworker also told me that Will is going to be obese since I let him watch Nick Jr while I get dressed in the mornings.
She of course, is the expert since her DS is all of three months older than Will.
Oh, HELL no. I have a know-it-all friend like that but she isn't nearly as bad. In fact, she said the doctor was thrilled at their 1 yr well child because her daughter knew three words.
Since when is teeth a developmental milestone? Does she think he is going to need dentures? Should you be massaging his gums or something to make sure they come in?
Marcy- you'd be surprised. I ate not so great the last 2 weeks before I was induced (and def splurged otherwise), I have been eating really healthfully and actually have barely wanted then splurges I did before (although frozen yogurt sounds amazing right now)...Not to mention...time to eat??? It's only in the past day or so I have even had an appetite. Don't worry too much about it..
Stephanie- I want to SMACK your coworker. WTF???
WTF is planking?
I know I have a bunch of WTFs but...my brain is too tired to think of them.
Umm yea, WTF is planking?
WTF life right now! First our roof, and now DH's car? His breaks weren't working this morning, so he took my car to work. Hopefully he just needs break fluid or something. I can't afford all of this right now! WTF!!!!
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An example of planking:
Planking is basically when people lie themselves across an object or objects, like they're a plank. But humans can be stupid, and people try to plank on like, bridges and buildings - and then others wonder what went wrong when they lose their grip and fall to their deaths. SMH man.
And dox - that's a huge WTF. I hate people like that. Like Melissa said, when did teeth become a developmental milestone? Parents like that drive me nuts. JJ watches Elmo DVDs that he watches...does that mean he's going to be slow and fat? Ugh.
WTF, when I have to be finishing up paperwork for a freaking closing, and the bank is giving me a hard time, is everyone but me late for my freaking court appearances?!
Court out in freaking Hunterdon County (18 miles from the PA border, mind you) at 9 a.m. My client's there, I'm there. Prosecutor's there. Case worked out. Judge shows up over an hour late.
Court in Hudson County at 1:30. I'm here, client's here, judge is here. Client's ex-wife is here. Ex-wife's lawyer? No fukcing clue. Late. Again. As usual. I already hate him, now I want to strangle him.
Court in Secaucus at 5:30 tonight. Supposed to be at a judge's retirement dinner at a restaurant in Secaucus at 6:30. I was sure the timing would be fine, but with the way things are going today, it's likely I'll be in Secaucus Municipal Court 'til 11 p.m.
WTF am I even a lawyer? I'm really not enjoying this anymore.
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Your coworker is a moron. Tell her Einstein didn't talk until he was something like 6.
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WTF boss lady? You are on vacation, and not due back in the office until tomorrow, and yet you showed up today. At least you were only here for an hour, but still. A little warning?
And WTF legs. Please stop hurting. I know I had to take 2 months off of running, and now I'm back and trying to get back to respectable mileage, but this is dumb. I'm tired of taking Advil all of the time, so you are going to have to work with me. I swear, I am not trying to kill you.
Oh, and wTF husband for being all meh about it when obviously I needed you to join me on my runaway train to panicsville. I don't care it is just a tent. I wasted an entire day NOT doing a pinata in order to follow up on tents the best I can in my crappy version of Dutch and I still don't have one and the party is in 3 days. Oh, and WTF is up with you getting all mad about not having a slushie machine when (a) we don't have electricity in the park anyway and (b) I DON'T HAVE MY G-DAMN TENT.