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Random things toddler say. Please tell me mine is not the only one
T is GREAT at saying things at the wrong time. I am getting used to it but he still catches me off guard.
The other day we were are Walgreens and he yells out ?Mommy that lady keeps looking at me!? I turned to the lady and said I am so sorry, she said no its ok he is telling the truth I was.
Still at Walgreens some lady was yelling at her kid across the store and he said ?Wow that lady is really mad she is yelling at her? I said ?ya she must be, but it?s not very nice to yell is it??
Walgreens again some guy comes around the corner maybe six feet tall and T says ?Holy Buckets his is big? I just shake my head and say ?yep he is tall hun, like Uncle Chris?
Still at Walgreens and after he yells out to the lady about her looking at him, he yells (when I say yell its more like not in a quiet voice) ?I am going to bit your B00b!es? I thought people were going to pee their pants from laughing.
Last thing from Walgreens (can you tell this was an interesting trip) He sees a Chinese lady on a box and says ?Mommy why are her eyes broken??
UGH I got his medicine and scatted out of there. Really he is 3?!?! So because I am bored share your toddler stories where you wanted to craw under a rock. I think I could make a book out of the things he says...
Re: Random things toddler say. Please tell me mine is not the only one
I am super embarrassed to admit this. The other day I was taking down C's paint supplies from our laundry room self and I accidentally knocked down the pack of paper towels that were up there. I think they might have grazed C's toes when they landed (but didn't hurt him). He scrunched up his face and said "Sonofa B!tch."
I was so shocked. I don't use a ton of profanity any way and what little I do use is limited strictly to work/friends, not used at home. DH has a more liberal use of bad words and every time I ask him to watch his mouth (it isn't really that often but after this incident I can't help but wonder what is said when I'm not around :-)) he replies that C doesn't understand anyway. Well so much for that theory.
I didn't know what to do so I just ignored it so he wouldn't think it was a funny or special word to use and attach any importance to it, but it shocked and kind of terrified me. If he's said it once at home, is he saying it at daycare? Oh, so mortified.
oh where to start! First of all whenever Olivia sees someone with tatooes, she says "Ooh mommy, they have a big owie on their (where the tatoo is). When their arms have a lot of tattoos she comments on that too.
We just went to Omaha this week and were walking from our hotel to the restaurant in Old Market and it was like 104 outside. DH said Oh god it's farking hot (only insert swear word instead). DH doesn't swear too often, but when he does, she seems to listen. Well, we walk into spaghetti works and the hostess said hi to Olivia and asked her how she was and Olivia blurted out, Oh gawd its farking hot (only insert swear word instead). It was so embarassing! The hostess didn't really laugh though, thankfully and took us to our "much cooler table".
Another time was when we were at the hospital to get her absess drained. She tooted kinda loudly and then turned to DH and said, Ok Daddy your turn! The nurse just laughed. You can tell the games the two of them play!
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