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If you were a guy for a day, what would you do?

Imagine you were a single guy for a day, what would you do?

 

 

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Re: If you were a guy for a day, what would you do?

  • pee standing up?   ;)  
  • imageEmily523:
    pee standing up?   ;)  

     Haha this was the first thing that came to mind, then I thought that I don't know that I really mind needing to stand.  I would enjoy the fact that I can shower and get dressed and ready in way less time. No need to fuss with a hairdryer or wait forever for my hair to dry. 

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  • I would go to a bar and see how many phone numbers I could get in one night.

    And I would drink a lot and not worry about having to use a toilet or finding toilet paper.

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  • imagechelbel7:

    imageEmily523:
    pee standing up?   ;)  

     Haha this was the first thing that came to mind, then I thought that I don't know that I really mind needing to stand.  I would enjoy the fact that I can shower and get dressed and ready in way less time. No need to fuss with a hairdryer or wait forever for my hair to dry. 

    The first thing that came to my mind was to have sex.  haha.   

  • Emily - I'm with you.  I'd have sex...I've always wondered how it felt for a guy.
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  • imageEmily523:
    imagechelbel7:

    imageEmily523:
    pee standing up?   ;)  

     Haha this was the first thing that came to mind, then I thought that I don't know that I really mind needing to stand.  I would enjoy the fact that I can shower and get dressed and ready in way less time. No need to fuss with a hairdryer or wait forever for my hair to dry. 

    The first thing that came to my mind was to have sex.  haha.   

    Emily, the two things you mentioned are the only two that occured to me. I mist admit that they popped into my head I'm the same order they did yours.
  • Yeah, but I have a feeling that for a guy it is a lot more work especially if you want the girl to think you are good in bed. I mean, the girl usually takes longer and I think I would be too worried about the experience being too quick. KWIM?

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  • I'm glad I wasn't the only one.  
  • imagedulcemariamar1:

    Yeah, but I have a feeling that for a guy it is a lot more work especially if you want the girl to think you are good in bed. I mean, the girl usually takes longer and I think I would be too worried about the experience being too quick. KWIM?

    But you'd be really good cause you already know what girls like.  I'm assuming when this hypothetical transition occurs you get to still know everything you knew as a female.  

  • First thing that came to mind was pee against a tree. But I'd want to know what sex was like too.

    It's a toss up. quick pee and a quickie?!

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  • Okay maybe you know what tricks to use but you still have to make sure that the girl gets there before you. If we were guys for a day, we wouldnt have that experience. I just cant get the image from the movie American Pie out of my mind. Poor boy....
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  • imageEmily523:
    imagedulcemariamar1:

    Yeah, but I have a feeling that for a guy it is a lot more work especially if you want the girl to think you are good in bed. I mean, the girl usually takes longer and I think I would be too worried about the experience being too quick. KWIM?

    But you'd be really good cause you already know what girls like.  I'm assuming when this hypothetical transition occurs you get to still know everything you knew as a female.  

    Or you could just be selfish since you're only going to be a guy for a day. It's not like you'd need to ensure a repeat performanceStick out tongue
  • but if you're a guy for just a day, then who cares if you were bad in bed?  
  • imagePublius:
    imageEmily523:
    imagedulcemariamar1:

    Yeah, but I have a feeling that for a guy it is a lot more work especially if you want the girl to think you are good in bed. I mean, the girl usually takes longer and I think I would be too worried about the experience being too quick. KWIM?

    But you'd be really good cause you already know what girls like.  I'm assuming when this hypothetical transition occurs you get to still know everything you knew as a female.  

    Or you could just be selfish since you're only going to be a guy for a day. It's not like you'd need to ensure a repeat performanceStick out tongue

    eye to eye!  

  • imageEmily523:
    but if you're a guy for just a day, then who cares if you were bad in bed?  
    Get out of my head.
  • imagePublius:
    imageEmily523:
    but if you're a guy for just a day, then who cares if you were bad in bed?  
    Get out of my head.

    because we would be guys and we would have huge egos.

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  • imagePublius:
    imageEmily523:
    but if you're a guy for just a day, then who cares if you were bad in bed?  
    Get out of my head.

    Exactly! And to answer: I'd have sex. And pee.

  • My first thought - have sex. Why? Because I want to know if it feels better for guys than girls because most guys seem to love sex more than girls.
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  • honestly? I would probably try to find someone to give me a BJ. Then there isn't the performance anxiety. I suppose I would want sex too...just to see if it feels differently. and pee. yep, pretty much what everyone else said :)
  • I'd go to work (and I'd be early since it hasn't taken me an hour to wash/dry/straighten my hair or put on makeup) get some respect and a bigger paycheck. Then I'd back slap the boss and go for a round of golf with him where I would pee in a bush, because I could.  Then I'd go home to a sparkling house, a cooked dinner and enjoy giving myself a 'handy' because she probably doesn't know how to do it properly.

  • lol, mrs.  Love that!
  • I'd pee, masturbate a ton (always wondered if it feels different), and try to pick up girls. 
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  • Ok, pee standing up, sex - why some of them can't live without it? it might be better for men than for women.. - AND, nobody said that.. but I did... walk around shirtless!!!!

    Because when it's too damn hot here (Brazil sucks sometimes yeah), I'd like to wear no shirt at all! And no one would look at my boobies! ... this is kinda fun to imagine lol

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  • Lol, love these answers. I thought of sex first as well, but in this senario does being a guy for a day come with being attracted to women? I might just take care of myself instead :P

    I'd probably also want to go for a run or play soccer or something, just to see what it feels like to move around with some new parts and some missing parts :) I also like MattNCarol's answer, walking around shirtless would be great! Don't remember the last time I didn't have to put on a bra to go out, let alone a shirt. Shirtless jog it is!  

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  • I'd make sure to stand naked and flap my ween from side to side...just because I could!

    I'd for sure pee anywhere and have sex.  A BJ would be nice too.


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  • imageMintChocoChip:

    I'd make sure to stand naked and flap my ween from side to side...just because I could!

    I'd for sure pee anywhere and have sex.  A BJ would be nice too.


    hilarious!   

  • imageMintChocoChip:

    I'd make sure to stand naked and flap my ween from side to side...just because I could!

    I'd for sure pee anywhere and have sex.  A BJ would be nice too.


    Your response combined with your siggy pic are priceless. 

  • Hahahaha mintchoc! I'd do the helicopter with it, its when you make it go around in a circle.
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    imageMintChocoChip:

    I'd make sure to stand naked and flap my ween from side to side...just because I could!

    I'd for sure pee anywhere and have sex.  A BJ would be nice too.


    Your response combined with your siggy pic are priceless. 

    Oh yeah, that's a "suck it baby" pose for sure! 

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  • imagegblake:
    Hahahaha mintchoc! I'd do the helicopter with it, its when you make it go around in a circle.

     

     

    HAHAHAHAHAHA! I'd so do that too, you can do that with boobies, but a pee-pee.. oooh yeah, make it fly!... lmao, this thread it's hilarious! 

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