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Should I buy this for DH? And, icky conversation with mom.

This "Goatee Guard" is really making me laugh for some reason. I think it's the bite tray that does it for me. It came up when I did an Amazon search for dental dams for a work project.

As a side note,  tonight, I had to explain to my mom (who works at a dental office, so I wanted to check her pricing on them) what else a dental dam can be used for. Talk about awkward conversations. Embarrassed I kept my explanation as clinical as possible, but still, even though I'm pretty close to my mom, Ick! Now I know what it must have been like for her to try to give the sex talk to me!

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Re: Should I buy this for DH? And, icky conversation with mom.

  • Ha!  That is awesome!  I would totally buy one for H if he had a goatee instead of an Abe Lincoln beard. =P

    I am also cracking up at you talking to your mom about dental dams.

  • imagecritti710:

    Ha!  That is awesome!  I would totally buy one for H if he had a goatee instead of an Abe Lincoln beard. =P

    I am also cracking up at you talking to your mom about dental dams.

    Considering that I wholly misunderstood her sex talk, I'm hoping she figured it out because I do NOT want to field follow-ups :)

  • Of course you should buy it; it's too hilarious not to. While you're at it, get him a Mangroomer!
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  • imageSunnyDaze31:
    Of course you should buy it; it's too hilarious not to. While you're at it, get him a Mangroomer!

    I would laugh, but, damn, that sucker would save me a lot of neck and shoulder saving time (his, not mine.) DH is one hairy beast! Smile

  • imageSunnyDaze31:
    Of course you should buy it; it's too hilarious not to. While you're at it, get him a Mangroomer!

    I actually yelled out loud when that page loaded. I'm so glad H doesn't have a hairy back.

    The goatee protector is awesome. Might make a good gag-gift for him at Christmas. 

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  • Alright. I have no idea what a dental dam is or what it can be used for.

    Seriously.

  • image+PuppyWuppy+:

    Alright. I have no idea what a dental dam is or what it can be used for.

    Seriously.

    Yeah, me neither...


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  • imagekayleeb:
    image+PuppyWuppy+:

    Alright. I have no idea what a dental dam is or what it can be used for.

    Seriously.

    Yeah, me neither...

    How shall I put this....it's like a condom for oral sex, it provides a barrier. If you're not at work google it, you'll learn many things Wink.
  • Yeah, the goatee thing is getting purchased as a gag gift for my manfriend. Knowing the recipient, though, he'll probably use it.
  • imageSteven&Jamie:
    imagekayleeb:
    image+PuppyWuppy+:

    Alright. I have no idea what a dental dam is or what it can be used for.

    Seriously.

    Yeah, me neither...

    How shall I put this....it's like a condom for oral sex, it provides a barrier. If you're not at work google it, you'll learn many things Wink.

    This. It's essentially a medical sheet of latex (a little thicker than saran wrap) that you lay down on a woman prior to oral sex since HIV and other STDs can be transmitted through vaginal fluid. It looks as unsexy as it sounds.

  • image5thOfJuly:
    imageSteven&Jamie:
    imagekayleeb:
    image+PuppyWuppy+:

    Alright. I have no idea what a dental dam is or what it can be used for.

    Seriously.

    Yeah, me neither...

    How shall I put this....it's like a condom for oral sex, it provides a barrier. If you're not at work google it, you'll learn many things Wink.

    This. It's essentially a medical sheet of latex (a little thicker than saran wrap) that you lay down on a woman prior to oral sex since HIV and other STDs can be transmitted through vaginal fluid. It looks as unsexy as it sounds.

     

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  • Has this been on Ellen? If not someone should totally send this her way lol.
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