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you can't make this stuff up, people

After the fiasco of Quint throwing toys down the toilet, we decided to Quint proof the house.  That included putting locks on the toilets.  I could not get the damn child lock off the toilet this morning so I ended up having to pee in the sink. 

 

WTF.

In other positive news, I am currently having my gutters cleaned, house power washed, and driveway re-sealed.  These things make me giddy. 

Re: you can't make this stuff up, people

  • I shall try my best to contain myself this time.

    I'm very sorry to hear that you had to pee in the sink. That is a very unfortunate thing to happen. There there.

     

    Oh screw it. Baaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ah aha! Oh my god, keep the stories coming! Oh my god, did Quint see you?!?!

    I can't wait to hear what happens with your gutters, house washing and driveway. There is no way that is going to go smoothly!

    Ha ha h ah ah ah ha h ha ha ha!

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    Chronically hilarious - you'll split your stitches!
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  • it is seriously like suburban domestication is rejecting me.  If this keeps up, I'm moving back to a city.
  • Oh my god that is hysterical!

    Now jumping domestically.

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    Well that was a crazy couple of years.

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  • How about just locking the bathroom instead?

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  • imageILikePineapples:

    How about just locking the bathroom instead?

    Because then I would have had to pee in the kitchen sink and that would have just been gross. 

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    You are killing me!   How about getting a hook lock which he can't reach on the door?

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  • I love you for sharing this. Seriously. Love.
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  • If you were in Europe then you would have the option of a bidet.
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  • quint is currently trying to wear his pull up diaper like a man-kini.  Should I allow this?
  • imageTotZiens:
    quint is currently trying to wear his pull up diaper like a man-kini.  Should I allow this?

     

    OMG please write a book with Tofu!

    I'm going to say no as it could get messy later, poo everywhere. 

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  • This story is EPIC. Epic, I tell you. I seriously busted out laughing.
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  • I can't pee in my bathroom sink. I'm too short and too pregnant to bend that way. But please keep the stories coming!
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    You are killing me!   How about getting a hook lock which he can't reach on the door?

     

    I was just about to post this! Thank you! 

  • imageMrsBini10:
    I can't pee in my bathroom sink. I'm too short and too pregnant to bend that way. But please keep the stories coming!

     

    I'm not pregnant but I'm also too short to reach the sink, so the shower would be my first option in that scenario. But seriously LMAO! Also the pic posted as an example made me LOL. hahahaha Good story! 

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  • Hahahahahaha! I'm too short to try to climb into our sink too, so I'd have definitely gone in the shower and then just cleaned it with bleach afterward. I definitely pictured "Baby Mama" in my head too.

     I love your stories. You must put these on a blog.

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  • I second the hook on the door. We had one because we also had a problem a son that loved the bathroom a bit too much. I think the third time he flooded the bathroom we finally learnt our lesson.
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  • Have you tried Puppy Pads?

    And that applies to both your son's man-kini and/or your sink issues :)!  Good Luck!

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  • OMG I just died!  Love this!  

    I will admit to peeing in my shower once.  I was living in a studio apt and my friend was puking in my toilet.  I was too drunk to balance on the sink :P 

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  • I've peed in the shower more than once. (And not cleaned with bleach afterwards. Urine is sterile, so that seems overkill to me, but whatever salts your fries.) The sink, no. But that does make a better story so maybe I'll try that next time. ;)
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  • BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!  OMG, this is so awesome!  I can't believe you peed in the sink!  Please...please, please, please...write a book with Tofu.
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  • This story just made my day.
  • Goodness gracious Totz, you crack my shiit up. In other words, I lurve your stories!
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