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I'm being extorted by the UKBA

Oh my god. I should just lube myself up at this point and let them have their way with me. Jesus Christ.

For those in the know about UK immigration and my professional life from hell - we have 3 colleges, an immigration firm, a newspaper and a media office in the UK - so I have a lot of sponsor licenses and a lot of dealings with the UKBA. 

Anyway, we just got a sponsor license for the second college ( woo hoo! ) but a B rating ( WTF?!) so we can't use it until we get an A rating. So I call the UKBA and they tell me that my Action Plan and approval package is in the post.

Wait a few days, nothing. 

So today I get a letter from them that says that there is an Action Plan that I need to follow to get an A rating.

No big deal, right? 

But in order for them to send the bloody action plan to me, I have to pay them another ?1000 pounds!

So I call the UKBA, all furious and they're like, no, that's not a mistake. No ma'm, that's not extortion. No ma'm, we're not common theives. No ma'm, we cannot return your original documents (including my leases!) to you until the ?1000 is paid.

Oh, and if I don't pay it in 14 days my license will be revoked. WTF?!?!

Bastards!

Anyway, I'm quite sure that this is some form of extortion and/or corporate ass rape.

 

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Re: I'm being extorted by the UKBA

  • Christ! I can't believe how much red tape you have to go through on a daily basis. No wonder you seem so stressed out all the time! Stupid UKBA and their stupid fees. I say burn the UKBA offices down and call it a day. Anyone got names and numbers for the rioters/looters? I'm sure they'd be willing to help you out.
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  • Omg I'm furious on your behalf. I thought getting my permanent residency for Canada and Quebec (yes, because Quebec thinks it is its own nation) was torture, but this, this is insane!!
  • wait, so let me get this right...... if you pay ?1000 you get a letter telling you what you need to do to get a A rating (pretty much guarantees that A), and if you don't pay it they steal all your docs AND cancel your entire license? Um, guess the mob is alive and well and residing in the UK.......
  • Holy Christ, this sucks... I'm telling you, this word ''immigration'' it's a pain, in the whole world. I hope you can sort things out though Tongue Tied
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