I was skimming the guide and saw a show called " Lies My Mom Told Me" It wasn't what I thought. It did get me thinking about funny lies my mom and dad told me. I was going to post this on a different board, but I love the ladies on the Entertainment board ![]()
My mom told me that she was allergic to dog and cat hair to try to keep us from wanting to get pets ( that didn't work )
My mom told me that the dishwasher wasn't working, so that I would wash the dishes by hand
My parents told me if swallow the watermelon seed I'll grown watermelon in my stomach
In kindergarden My mom told me that my cat Princes Leia " was around here some where" but really she got ride of her. Meanwhile I looked and called for her outside for 3 days
Re: Lies my mom told me
You're right, that is funny!
to keep me from sticking my arm out the car window my mom told me her great uncle got his arm torn off bc it was stuck out the window.
not true. ha
My dad told me this would happen too. I think it traumatized me because I still don't put my arm out of the window!
haha me too!!
When I was a kid I hated to brush my teeth so my mom told me that at Disney World they check your teeth at the front gate and wont let you in unless you brush twice a day.
Kind of related but my sister told me when I was little that if you walk into fog you disappear.
Disney World check's your teeth! That's hilarious!
When I was little my older brothers told me that the soft spot on my head got pushed down as a baby.